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I have been coming to C.R. for fun and poon since Auggust 2004. As of now, I have 19 trips and nearly 1100 days total in country. But, I am the world's worst monger. I won't go into "why" I am the world's lousiest monger; suffice to say that I am more often than not disappointed in the overall experience. The sex is usually fine...it's the double-dealing, lying, scamming bullshit that has soured me on C.R. and on mongering in general.

That being said... I can't stay away. I'm either an addict, a masochist, a romantic or just plain loco. You be the judge.

I am returning to Costa Rica for what might well be my "swan song" November 2-17. I'll be at the SL, giving first aid and spiritual counsel to the chicas after the diabolical rite that is the annual Halloween party.

And yes, I'll be again bringing the RaboRobot (tm). 42 chicas have ridden it, only one really disliked it, and we had only one mild injury, a badly battered vulva that happened when a sweet young thing (Veronica) leapt off the machine while it was running at 180 strokes per minute. Silly girl... that vulva puffed up like a pink Italian pastry.

See some of you (so to speak) in November!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I'm sorry I will not be able to be there to meet you - years ago, when I started to read CRT - way before joining or posting - I always enjoyed reading your posts.

They were inteligent and well written.

I understand some of the issues you face in posting, but the board sorely needs people like you to contribute - not so much for your knowledge of Costa Rica - but because you are smart, can write well and have a great sense of humor.

I hope you have a great trip and that its not your last

I am planning to hit CR again before Halloween ... I'll see if I can adjust the schedule. I'd love to see the Rabo in action again.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Well BD, as you were an integral part of the "pit crew" so to speak, lubricator and assistant mechanic up in the penthouse, you will certainly be called upon to play a key role in whatever transpires with the Robo. I don't know if you heard the whole (hole?) story of the mysteries surrounding the machine, its disappearance/reappearance etc. but I'll fill you in, if we encounter each other. Fascinating stuff. Records were set, BTW.

One of the best drivers in the world is Dr. Mario Mendez. He was truly a captain of carnal choreography, who plays the Robo like a Stradavarius. And, I've encountered some championship riders as well; Joanna (nica, daytime), Monica (dark tica, thickie, eyeglasses), Karla (tica, big ass, pretty face) and many others. As I said, 42 in all, and only one chica out of the 42 disliked the machine and had no qualms about sharing her opinion of it (Evelyn).

If I can't get a great deal on an upgrade to First Class however, I won't be bringing the machine. It's heavy and doesn't travel terribly well; in fact, its case tore open while I was coming through U.S. Customs on my return trip, and we had dildos rolling all over the floor in the Atlanta airport. I think my explanation to the officers was probably as entertaining as watching the machine being ridden.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

you and I should NEVER travel together! Perhaps not even through the same airport.

That is some seriously bad karma we suffer.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

I know that feeling all too well.

here's to your next(last) trip being your best ever

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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EC, I am confirmed Nov 3rd - Nov 9th.

Plan on that Roto-action ... and someone find me MARIA!!!

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

BD I would have thought the machine was exclusively for chica use, but hey! it's your vacation! Whoop it up as you see fit!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

hmm ... hadn't thought of that! Hey EC ... does the roto have additional ATTACHMENTS??!??!??

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Oh certainly, BD. We've got the Fickle Finger of Fate, the Fist of Fury and what I like to call The Colon-izer. It will fit right in. However, I have officially reserved the machine for use by young attractive females only. Last time a girl got anal-ized with the machine, the probe came out looking like a chili dog. :p

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

What is RaboRobot and where do I get one

it was custom built for Guantanamo when they outlawed water-boarding.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Yuk!! That's it for me for future chili dogs.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."