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>I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't care if you ignore me.

>I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I still want you right now!

>Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.

>Don't dirty your t-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse!

>You're my daddy! You're my daddy!

>I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

>Bar food again? Kick ass!

>While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on the fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

>I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

>The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

>This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gangbang.

>You are so much smarter than my father.

>I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

>That girl is wearing the same outfit I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

>I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big you want 'em?

>Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

>I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our babysitter Tracy.

>It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

>That was fun. When will all your friends be over to watch pornos again?

>I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one. What a great Valentine's Day gift!

>Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

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