www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I thought us mongers could use a reminder of why we are coming to SJO for our women.

This is a personals ad from craigslist.com
http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/76966759.html


Lady waiting for a date 35-55 - 42

Good Day to you all, I am a divorced big beautiful woman looking for a date tonight, it has been a long time since I have been out with a man so I am craving male attention. I am a smoker and social drinker. If any of this sounds interesting to you let me know. Please reply with a photo and I will do the same I am 5'8 280lbs brunett, bedroom blue eyes, very sexual and open minded

Reply to: anon-76966759@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-06-04, 11:15AM CDT


280 pounds?
Her EX is probably in the DR right now.

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It is also easier to get them to leave.

Mama?

T&V Did you ride that go ped?
Sparky

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Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

Rule from my Monger survival guide:
NEVER GO WITH A WOMAN WITH HIPS BIGGER THAN MY OWN.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Make sure to tie a 2 X 6 across your back so that you dont fall in.

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If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it, dont buy it.

I promise, I will picture this cow in my mind the next time I am trying to keep from cumming too soon.

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

I have a strict rule that I follow when choosing a chica for sex. "Never screw a chica that if there is a disagreement afterwards,may possibly be able to take you in a fight."

That's great!!
I am adding that to my rules.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Dios Mio!! I'm only 115 lbs. That girl could squash me.

./Joluko

Please tell us that is a typo.

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essential food groups:
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Ding,

I so wish it was a misquote. I'm 32 and 115 lbs (on a good day). The funny thing is, the only time I gain a significant amount of weight is when I'm in CR and I smoke the "local" cigarettes and then you can add about 5 lbs as I eat like a horse. I have an extremely fast metabolism; so much in fact that I have no doubts I could out drink almost anyone I know.

I'm looking for fat donors.......

It is true what they say about skinny people, just ask the chicas I've been with

./Joluko

I hope that's a typo, I weigh twice that. That's the weight I like my chicas to be more or less.

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Ruff, sounds like another challenge





Oh yes you can have 20 lbs from me, I need to lose it.

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

GG, sounds like a challenge indeed.

I'll take a Jager-Bomb challenge from ANYONE... 5 Jagerbombs each lined up... See who finishes them first without throwing up and must not fall over stupid drunk for a half-hour after last drink is taken.

Loser pays tab for ALL 10 Jager-Bombs AND buys the winner a double-chica session at Zona Blue.

Whaddaya say Joluko... Perfect type of competition for the inaugural party of the Zona Blue Cigar Bar on the Fourth of July weekend.

But if the challenge is anything other than that, I respectfully decline. I don't drink much else.

I welcome any takers on this challenge, to take place at the cigar bar party. Please RSVP on the challenge, as I need to mentally, physically, and emotionally prepare myself...

Ruffnutz

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I don't think I would want to be around anyone who did five Jager-bombs that fast. It could be messy and maybe some babysitting involved.

I might try except for two reasons, I'm afraid I might chip my teeth trying to throw them back fast and after drinking all that maxx, I am going to want to phuck. I afraid willy might not agree and cooperate.

Joluko, I guess it is up To you! You started this!

GG

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"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"