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1) I called the suicide hotline last night. They gave me the go-ahead.
2) What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
3) Boycott shampoo. Insist on the real poo.
4) I was going to join the debate club but somebody talked me out of it.
5) "Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!" "Yessir, it's fresh ground."
6) A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them but when he rounded them up, he had 200.
7) It was such an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
I'm so excited this girl said I was the one. I'm sure the other guys in the police line-up were jealous.
9) I saw a 50" TV for sale on CL with a notice, "$50, volume control broken". Said to myself, "I can't turn that down."
10) Why don't blondes in L.A. wear short leather skirts? Because their balls would show.
11) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
12) I was going to get my teeth whitened but said "Screw that--I'll just get a tan instead."

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED