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## You can't spell "secret government conspiracies" without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they're hiding from us,.
##One thing standing between you and your dreams...could be insomnia.
##Just gonna wait to see how long it takes the police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him...
##Why use words you don't understand in your posts? It just makes you look photosynthesis.
##When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st.
That says everything about marriage.
##My girlfriend complained about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister. ALT: "so I dated her mother."
##Barber pointed out my new gray hairs & said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the keymarks on his car look like racing stripes.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED