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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:49 am 
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AS I'm banging away at this blue eyed [contacts] tica , I start to smell
this ungodley stench coming from her , well you know. little me goes soft,
I tell her I have been drinking... I dont tell her the real reason .
This is not the first time...I have always had trouble staying hard with
women who smell like the early bird special at red lobster. Should I tell
them, or just be polite and not mention it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:50 am 
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I will never do it when the gilr stinks. To me it ruins it all. My approach is to let her know while being polite. I have done this in several ocasions. I say something like...

Mira preciosa, me gustas mucho, pero es que parece que hoy tienes un olor muy furte para mi gusto...lo siento.

Then she goes out the door.

Better be upfront IMHO.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:20 am 
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"vaya a lavarse el ojete" go wash your asshole

"te huele la pepa hedionda" your pu*sy stinks



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:14 am 
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Look precious, you please me a great deal, but it seems today that you have a smell very strong for my tastes. ..I'm sorry.

Does she leave pissed? Does she even ask for any money?

I am no expert on this, but it happened to me once. I must have checked this chica out about 15-20 times, then I finally said ok and took her to the room....Big Mistake......the stench could knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon at 50 paces! I do not want that to happen again!...........Oh yea, :idea: I could slip this in as part of the interview:

Mi amor, es su dulce de vagina o podrido? Do you think this will work? :shock:

Pachuco....nothing like being subtle! :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:23 pm 
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Seriously.

If her vagina smells like a rotten tuna chalupa, she is infected by bacteria; the condition is called "vaginosis," and must be treated with antibiotics. In other words, Pachuco...washing off the playground may not help.

Furthermore, the bacteria are communicable...which means you yourself might end up with a stinky picha.

If it smells bad, don't go there. Show her the door, or offer to take her to a physician. The antibiotics prescribed for vaginosis are not terribly expensive.[/ :|

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:27 pm 
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Not so seriously.

What are two of the old cliches: "If you can't lick it, don't stick it" or "Once you get past the smell you've got it licked!" :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:48 pm 
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I'm not sure where i heard about this, maybe the Sue Johansen sex show on T.V.

Supposedly someone has invented a snorkel-like device for dining at the snatch bar. It's a nasal cannula (as is used for administering oxygen)connected by tubes to a rigid uptube. Wish I'd invented it; I could retire to Costa Rica.

Want proof that Nature has a sense of humor?
The snack bar is located right next to the shitter.
:lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:07 pm 
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Yes, the old joke... who invented the female anatomy? Must have been a Polack....who else would build a snack shack so close to the sh*t house??? :shock:

The old cliche, if it smell like fish, eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone, if it smells like soap, don't be a dope and if it smells like perfume, throw her out the room! badoom tshh! :)

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:47 pm 
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I feel your pain bro. I had two memorable stinky chochi experiences:

first one was in my room. mid-way through the humping, the place started filling up with a noxious odor that was bringing me to the heaves. but sex, as they say, is like a plane trip over the pacific ocean--at a certain point, you reach a point of no return... so to make the best of the situation, I grabbed the sheets, stretched my arms, and pushed the sheets down over us tightly in hopes of creating some kind of air-tight seal to ease the reek. I was able to finish but didn't have the heart to tell her she smelled.

second: at a popular MP, I was trying to bang this girl on that little rubber massage table and couldn't get good leverage. so I set her up to do standing doggie, and when she bent over, not only did she kill the mood by ripping a loud queef, the room started filling with a stench I had never smelt before. so bad. smelled like the dumpster behind the fish auction on a hot humid day. p-u. I just could not finish. apologized and told her I'd been drinking too much cerveza. still couldn't find the heart to tell her she needed to see a vagina Dr. about possible bacterial vaginosis....


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:04 pm 
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Bombero

RLMFAO.........su olor de panocha realmente podrido...ur I mean Bebí cerveza demasiadas.....sorry I can't imagine being in ZB and that happening....I'm feeling you :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:19 pm 
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Last December I pulled a Del Rey girl back to the Morazon. I headed down south and wasn't pleased with the aroma. Being a trooper I gave it a few kisses. I then came up for air and told her how much I liked vibrator play. She obliged me, I was able to keep wood and finished the task. We originally bargained for TLN but I sent her on her way after I did the deed. Very attractive Tica but, I couldn't handle the odor.

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Guys, we can stop talking about bad raunchy smelling p*ssy now.....I would like to be able to eat p*ssy again some day, but right now I'll pass!

Unless...............it is Tman's little colombiana fron Le Grillon! Got a #?

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