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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:59 pm 
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That reminds me of an old Canned Heat lyric, "You take a mouth full of sugar, drink a bottle of turpentine"!!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:34 pm 
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
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Most lose sight of the reality they're shaking hands with all the others before them.

good point. I am never shaking hands with Jaw ... I *know* what he's been doing! :mrgreen:

What? I always wash my hands before I choke my chicken.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:10 pm 
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That was the bad thing about Jennie at Relax. She always wants to kiss you after swallowing your load.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:09 pm 
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I like kissing them ALL to be honest...just do not care much for the after taste.

well ... now I know the genesis of the sickness!

Actually, I am now beginning to wonder just how much of human misery can be traced back to True Sportsmen's predilection for kissing everybody he can get his mitts on.

I vote we muzzle him until a cure can be found.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:04 am 
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You play with fire, you'll eventually get burned. I love making out with girls, so I get burned often. I have yet to return from the Philippines without catching a nasty virus. I've learned to accept that getting sick is part of the game. When I returned from Tijuana a few months ago, I was more pissed off about the hickey a girl gave me, than the bad case of tonsillitis that I picked up.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:03 pm 
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I've learned to accept that getting sick is part of the game. When I returned from Tijuana a few months ago, I was more pissed off about the hickey a girl gave me, than the bad case of tonsillitis that I picked up.


WTF?

I dont have a high body count like BB57 or some of those guys, BUT, I have never gotten anything.

Maybe its an immune system thing.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:37 pm 
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I've learned to accept that getting sick is part of the game. When I returned from Tijuana a few months ago, I was more pissed off about the hickey a girl gave me, than the bad case of tonsillitis that I picked up.


WTF?

I dont have a high body count like BB57 or some of those guys, BUT, I have never gotten anything.

Maybe its an immune system thing.

Hey, I resemble that :lol: :P :wink: My "body count" (never heard it called that before, but it works 8) ) may be 'just a tad bit high'!! :roll: but the worst thing I have ever gotten from a Chica in Costa Rica is the gripe!! Hell I have even kissed the same chica that (probably) gave Bashful his problem and I did not get anything (but fun) from her!! :P :D . And I know many will think I am crazy; but at my age, and after the life I have had, I am going to REALLY enjoy the last few years if possible. I can not leche with a damn condom so in the last 6 months I have used a condom a whole 1(ONE) time :roll: :shock: No I would not recommend that activity for most guys, especially married guys and young guys, but for me what the hell!!!! Point of all that is--contrary to what appears to be popular belief here, the STD rate among putas in Costa Rica is very low; much lower in fact according to the figures, than the civilian population here and MUCH, MUCH lower than in the States. In fact, ALL you guys visiting here PLEASE keep using those condoms!! :idea: :roll: Would hate for someone from that "STD infested place" :wink: :P to come down and give one of "my chicas" something!! :evil: :cry: :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:13 pm 
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ok great ... now we have True Sportsman kissing everyone he can get his hands on, and BB spraying on everything ... ... ... I'm going to MDE! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:18 pm 
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ok great ... now we have True Sportsman kissing everyone he can get his hands on, and BB spraying on everything ... ... ... I'm going to MDE! :mrgreen:

Just remember in MDE you will have that "dirty dog" hiking his leg on every chica there!!! :P :twisted: Do you really want to follow that :?: :idea: :roll: :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:20 pm 
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
ok great ... now we have True Sportsman kissing everyone he can get his hands on, and BB spraying on everything ... ... ... I'm going to MDE! :mrgreen:

Just remember in MDE you will have that "dirty dog" hiking his leg on every chica there!!! :P :twisted: Do you really want to follow that :?: :idea: :roll: :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:05 pm 
@BB57

Just curious, but I know you bang a lot of women and you say you are not using a condom. Not a problem for me, I hate condoms, too.

But, I gotta wonder why these chicas would let a monger nut inside of her, since it is my impression that most do not use birth control. I would not be worried about diseases, but knocking up someone.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:29 pm 
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@BB57

Just curious, but I know you bang a lot of women and you say you are not using a condom. Not a problem for me, I hate condoms, too.

But, I gotta wonder why these chicas would let a monger nut inside of her, since it is my impression that most do not use birth control. I would not be worried about diseases, but knocking up someone.


1: I am 71 and can not impregnate anyone even if I wanted to!!! Also I like nutting in their mouth or all over their faces so I seldom nut inside!!! The thing that amazes me is how easy it is to talk even the chicas who know me, and know what a "Bad Boy" I am, into doing the deed "sin"!!! Any guy who does a lot of chicas is a "Bad Boy" to them! :roll: :lol: They forget what they do everyday :o :? :roll: :lol:

2: I personally know only one chica not on the pill or shots. Saying they are not is usually a ploy to keep a guy from asking "sin condon?" Fear of you getting her pregnant sounds better than her say she is afraid of you giving her an STD. I know of several who get the shot and even lie to their Tico boyfriend because he wants her to get pregnant!!

The one who is not on any birth control wants to get pregnant and really does not care which one of her regulars that she does "sin" is the father. Problem is she is 30; has been on the pill since she was 15; and the doctor does not think she can now get pregnant She has been off the pill for over a year, does 4 or 5 regulars "sin" almost weekly and has not gotten pregnant, so maybe the dr. is right or maybe the other 3 or 4 are like me and can't!! Funny thing is, if she does get pregnant, she does not want the guy to even know he is the father and she will not do any of her Tico customers "sin" because she does not want the father to be a Tico!!!! :roll: :shock: :o She just wants to have a baby and her Mother wants to be a grandmother!!!! Her Mother is always asking me when I am going to make her a grandmother and I keep telling her it is "imposible". then next time I see her she asks again!!!

Such is life in Costa Rica--exciting, strange at times, very different, no 2 days alike, fun, challenging, flustrating, and rewarding!!!!! I would not change my life for anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, even though I hate condoms, I never do a chica I do not know "sin"; at least not till the second or third time I am with her!!!! jejeje

And, once again, I WOULD NOT, AND DO NOT, RECOMMEND "SIN CONDOM" for guys who are just visiting here and do not have the chance to get to know the chica first!! Even then there is a certain element of risk!! But there is a risk everytime we walk across the street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A certain amount of risk is what makes life fun and worth living!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:54 pm 
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Estebanh wrote:
Firestorm wrote:
I've learned to accept that getting sick is part of the game. When I returned from Tijuana a few months ago, I was more pissed off about the hickey a girl gave me, than the bad case of tonsillitis that I picked up.


WTF?

I dont have a high body count like BB57 or some of those guys, BUT, I have never gotten anything.

Maybe its an immune system thing.

I could be an immune system thing, but I think it's more about numbers. When I'm in the PI, I bang 4 to 7 girls a day and make out with everyone of them. I even make out with girls that I don't bang. It only takes one sick girl to pass on a virus.


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