www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Ok, so it's nine weeks since my last trip to Costa Rica, and I'm almost at the end of my 5 day/6 night stay in the beautifully appointed Coral Springs Medical Center, for the rabid case of Mononucleosis that I brought back with me.

Thinking that's its a good time to review the wisdom of kissing chicas that I knew had been sick with symptoms that a beginner's google search would have warned me about, I felt that a quick post about abject stupidity may be in order.

Always willing to serve as the poster Ch*ld for "Don't do that stupid shit", I do calmly remind my newbie brothers that in the mongering game, every little creepy-crawlie is on the menu, and some in open display.

Get vaccinated!

Now, back to my dry-heaving. Peace.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Should have went to Holy Cross or Broward General in my opinion better facilities.

Mono

Shit I had that in third grade ...

Must have been in one of the c8,000 joints..

It is like Herpes you got it forever

I heard you can catch that from BangBang's camera.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

yeah ... I can't do anything right!



I don't kiss those girls ... it's nasty. I just sodomize em sin condon! Much safer!



Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

I never kissed him... I swear it! I NEVER kissed him!

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

After 300 plus girls, I have experienced Mono, Warts, Chlamydia, and Hepatitis B.

Those are the things I know about.

It's the cost of doing business I guess.

I now believe I could survive a Thermonuclear incident along with the cockroaches.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

C*m kills mono.... Only kiss after CIM...

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its easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled- mark twain

WOW, this sure puts a new perspective on things for me! I was also in the Gulch the first week of December, and one of the things I attempt to establish during the interview process is if the chica permits kissing. I seem to get as much pleasure from kissing as I do phucking, and there is no safety device here corresponding to a condom. I know that the hobby is not without risks, but I always figured nothing would happen that couldn't be handled with a shot or two. A week in the hospital is more than I can contemplate! I wonder what the percentages are, I have been at this a little over a year, and fewer than 200 chicas, but nothing bad so far.

Dental dams for kissing ????????

I've always said, it's safer to just stay home and beat off. That is fun, but not as much as the real thing. Just don't take unnecessary risks in life, and above all enjoy your brief time on the planet to the fullest.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

Most lose sight of the reality they're shaking hands with all the others before them.

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

good point. I am never shaking hands with Jaw ... I *know* what he's been doing!

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

I like kissing them ALL to be honest...just do not care much for the after taste.

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This post is provided purely for entertainment purposes and free of charge on the part of the author. No "Sex tourism or travel" promotion is expressed or implied. The author of this post was not provided any compensation for this hopefully entertaining contribution. Any posts regarding any event or hotel item are just my humble opinions only.

You just have to chew gum and take a swig off your drink immediately!!!!

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“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity"