www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen:(or HandSolo) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
"My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

And finally-
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

El Fantasma Gris: My lady said "Give me eight and make it hurt"........... so I phucked her twice and punched her in the head! ba-doom-tshh


I'll be here all week! Thank you!

RAMBLINGS........


In the Netherlands, there's now a college there for prostitution. What's worse? Telling your parents you flunked out or you made the dean's list?
....Conan O'Brien


To me Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a 2-minute ride.
....Rodney Danderfield


Q> How do you call a blond with 2 brain cells?
A> Pregnant.


What are the 3 fastest ways to send a message?
- internet
- telephone
- tellawoman


The Last argument we had was my mistake.
My wife asked what is on TV?
On which I replied: DUST!

good one...so true.....

http://www.prahfamily.com/jokes/malbrain.htm

some good ones here, to share with your friends at the Ketucky derby partys

Locohombre: I got phucked by Perro Sucio