Whoa....the Master of All Mongers has weighed in on the subject and, as usual, prattles on with a bunch of non-sense and bully boy speak.
There is a dark underbelly to lots of what goes on in CR amongst certain some ones. These actions have typically taken place in the high roller (!!!!!
) suites at the SL, or had been. An aspect of that underbelly is the squawk about the Master Monger and what the strumpets have to say about him after he leaves (that's after he's saved the allowance from Mommy to get there in the first place....). It's not particularly complimentary. In fact, if the data reported is even 50% accurate, it's beyond safe to assume that the Master Monger is a legend in his own mind; that his 30 second pump and runs (name the orifice....don't matter; 30 seconds) are common knowledge amongst the strumpets; and they somewhat detest the manner in which Mr. Master Monger treats them, both physically and psychologically. And remember, Mr. Master Monger doesn't have to pay to play because he got game. Or is it a case where the little darlings are getting stiffed....and not by a hard dickcock? I dunno. Don't care either. Just reporting.
Now all that data has to be taken with a grain of salt because I have a surprise but a very correct piece of important information: Sometimes these women don't tell the truth and can lay the blarney down looking you dead in the eye. I just know what I've been told and what I've heard. Never seen it my ownself. Us TinfoilHat wearing boys with our advanced years; enfeebled minds; distended guts; and need for chemicals to either obtain and/or sustain an erection don't count.
Paraphrasing Cartman's expression of love and concern for Stan: "Cujo, ya need to lay off the cough syrup, all right? Seriously, I'm worried about you man."
http://www.dailywav.com/sites/default/f ... hsyrup.wavWhat's so funny is Mr. Master Monger is going to be old soon enough. But since his first language is Spanish, it'll all be good. That's all you need....be able to speak Espanol.
I recollect the good ole days when Mr. Master Monger would post for days about "gaping" and his joy of viewing the sigmoid colon and how much seeing same made him "perform" so much better; going into detailed descriptions of the correct positioning on a bar stool for the best look from and at the stool. I was always waiting......with baited breath.....for the post wherein he would describe the human fecal matter all about his 30second male member, but it never came.
As Mr. Master Monger notes, Just Keeping it Real
Ahhhh......it's fun being me.
Cujo's wrote:
I can see a chica thinking its hot that sum fat old white dude "knows" spanish er, and it's all nasty phrases or whatev…
Totally works...
Cujo
Login
Register
FAQ
Search
Calendar
