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juantonamaila
 Post subject: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:49 am 
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I will be in San Jose the first week of Jan 2014. I need a guide, not a professional guide for money. I want a guide that will work for drinks. I just quit AAA, got divorced and want to go on a phucking drinking benge and get the best bang for my buck. I need someone that can drink with the best of all drunks, and still find your way home. I need someone who knows all the best places to stay (your room included, no gay shit) and where to find the best girls.

If it is not you, maybe you know someone?
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PacoLoco
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:56 am 
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When you quit AAA did you rip the sticker off your car? :lol:

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juantonamaila
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:03 am 
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PacoLoco wrote:
When you quit AAA did you rip the sticker off your car? :lol:



NO I am from Canada the extra A comes naturally. A
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PacoLoco
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:07 am 
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Babysitting a drunk alcoholic around the gulch sounds like a blast! where do I sign up? :lol:
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Mucho Gusto
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:12 am 
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This sounds like the perfect gig for NHank. This would be a dream job for him. :D

juantonamaila,
Send a PM to CRT member NHank. He might be able to help you out. But in my opinion, you might wanna re-consider hiring a "professional" guide service. It will probably be a FRACTION of the cost!

Buena suerte! :wink:

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Attila
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:59 pm 
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juantonamaila wrote:
PacoLoco wrote:
When you quit AAA did you rip the sticker off your car? :lol:



NO I am from Canada the extra A comes naturally. A

I'm a canuck. You're no canuck. A real canuck don't say "A". We say "eh"....eh :lol:

good-day eh,
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juantonamaila
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:16 pm 
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Yes but you have to translate for the AAAmericans
Have you ever heard them chant USeh, USeh, USeh?
Thanks ehTTila
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Jawanker
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:31 pm 
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PacoLoco wrote:
When you quit AAA did you rip the sticker off your car? :lol:


Dang, Paco, you beat me to it! I hate to get scooped on a smart-ass joke opportunity. :D

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Farmer1
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:13 pm 
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sounds like another taint story from a chica(puta) in the making,,,,,,,,,hide the straw berries
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Scuba1
 Post subject: Re: Looking For Guide
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:40 pm 
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PacoLoco wrote:
Babysitting a drunk alcoholic around the gulch sounds like a blast! where do I sign up? :lol:



He will meet you under a bridge because he's a T___l

However NHHank should strongly consider this assignment...its made for him :lol: :lol: :lol:
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