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10 Benefits of Dating a Costa Rican Prostitute


1. They normally have money due to the fact that is one of the highest paying jobs in Costa Rica. They can treat you to dinner sometimes.
2. Experience in bed. This can be good and bad for some people, But I think if she stays with you after all the men she has been with that is a pretty good sign that you can hold your own.
3. All sex and relationships requires spending money, whether you are paying for dinners, buying clothes, or just buying drinks at a bar. If you look at in this way, it makes you think.
4. They are normally pretty horny. Most guys will understand if you go a long time without sex then it gets easier to be without it. If you have sex everyday then if you go without it for a a few days it is a lot harder.
5. Her friends. Have you ever spent an afternoon at Hotel Cocal. They all know each other and most are drop dead gorgeous.
6. Very loving. Although most prostitutes in Costa Rica have mastered the art of making a man feel like he is a Don Juan, that attitude normally transfers into a relationship. It might be a little fake but you still feel good.
7. They do not put up with BS. I like when women do not play games and most of these women will tell you straight about what they are feeling.
8. Their business is their business. They are going to make sure they are looking and smelling good below.
9. Many get tested. Because they have sex daily many get tested for STDs on a normal basis. You have a good chance of catching something hooking up at a random bar as well as with a prostitute.
10. They work weekends. This normally gives you Saturdays and Sundays free to hang out with friends, watch football, or jut take a nap.

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Phoenix Rising, a long timer, quotes directly from the OP's linked reference, so it's understood these are not his top 10 ten. Nor possibly the OP's top ten in this, though it's his 1st post on CRT. And I think we all have learned to be a little leery about 1st posters or newby posters showing a good amount of IQ about CR. My hunch, it's not a new guy from an e-paper.

Anyway 9 of the 10 reasons the OP listed about the good of dating a CR puta were either his subjective pearls he listed in the e-paper, whomever he really is, or just ha ha's on us. So read them and buy in, buy out, whatever.

But his #9, whomever he is, has a little danger for the newer guys who may not be aware of the inuendos I insinuate to above. So other then # 9, enjoy his opinions. But, beware of #9 which is often wrongly spread around CR.

"9. Many get tested. Because they have sex daily many get tested for STDs on a normal basis."

I am not sure if the CAJA (for the new guys, CR's socialized medicine) or some goody goody social service in SJ will pay if CAJA won't for a blood test for STD screening on a "normal basis". If there is a normal basis, what would that be time wise for a very hard worker? Every 3-5-10 days? I'd guess only an infectious disease doc would have the objective data on incubation/transmittal timing. If there is not a CAJA or social service plan for routine STD screening--it ain't going to be cheap. I can tell you I paid an extra 40 bucks (private) for the STD screening for the required regular blood test prior to the minor surgery I had in SJ a few years ago.

So absent a CR citizen freebie hospital visit when there may or may not be a medical problem related to VD with the girl, I really doubt many of them are going in (and getting in) for a STD blood test; because if they could, with a woman, would probably in addition to a blood draw(and results) by a tech also require a doc's visual, so all in all 5-8 hours wait + or -. Nope, they ain't doing that just to make sure they are healthy in the regular course of their biz, in my opinion.

But the whole point kind of reminds me about the age old myth in CR that our kind of girls need to carry a health card. How many times have you heard or read that on a website, including the Pirate Club's site the last time I looked at a while back?

In any event, and it's only my opinion, very few of our kind of girls ever take the effort to get checked for STD's unless they have to get a blood test for something else or for a routine ob/gyn visit, if there is such in CR for a CAJA working girl's social class level, a girl probably who's got $$ and not worried about free and going to a pirvate office, or the girl realizes oh-oh, something's wrong, so it's diagnosable by a doc/lab in one of the freebie hotpital/clinics when she's there.

And I am not at all oblivious to the Tico norm of them going to their free hospitals every time they have have the slightest problem, but regular blood tests/visual vaginal exams for STD's, different story, my opinion only..

"9. You have a good chance of catching something hooking up at a random bar as well as with a prostitute."

[color=#FF0000]As one of our recently faithfully departed would say, I'd like to see the empirical evidence on that one. And don't forget she's sexually active with her Tico novio on the side, probably her true love, so condoms with him?

In fairness, I do not recall any CRT guys complaining they got tagged with something in CR. But, in fairness, who would?

Equally in fairness, weigh that with it's hard to narrow where you got infected if you're active in various scenarios, CR or home or otra Int'l.

DGD, not really sure what your issue is here. The post isn't selling anything or offering any kind of advice or instructions to anyone, doesn't seem to be any exposure for anyone.

It's more of just a commentary of what it is like to date a Latin American working girl. I've dated a few of them at various times and the list is pretty accurate, depending on your perspective. For example, with #5; to some her knowing a lot of the working girls would be a hindrance because it makes it difficult to fool around with another working girl if you are so inclined.

Them having their own money is a huge plus over a civilian girls of modest means.

As for getting tested, alot of the ones I've known do get tested, they don't do it in CR though, they do it when they go back to Colombia.

I am sorry I was not clearer about my issues but I thought I specifically pointed out I was critical of only his #9 which went beyond being "commentary". Commentary means opinions or interpretations.

The news article cited, which really was just a guy's post on the e-paper's website, was specific to Costa Rica. I posted that I thought most of his points were subjective observations or ha ha's or "commentaries" as you say, and I invited CRT readers to buy in or out on 9 out of 10 of his points.

My critical comments were specific only as to his #9 about in CR most puta's getting tested for STD's on a "normal basis". That was not commentary. It's the same kind of dangerous factual mis-statement as what is on the CR's Pirate Club's website FAQ:

"10. Do the girls have health checkups?
Answer: Yes most of the girls have health cards and are checked regularly sometimes new girls will not have a current card."

That lie perpetuated by the Pirate Club and the newby? poster is info that has to be refuted by older guys who know better, especially for the new guys who read that baloney and think OK, I can get drunk and do whatever.

If you say some girls are going back and forth to Colombia and that they are getting tested in Colombia and then returning to CR, OK, I was unaware of that fact. I also wasn't aware that there were large #'s of Colombianas still working our CR places the last few years. At least not in the numbers to make #9 point even minimally factually valid about puta's in CR getting tested for STD's.

And I was skeptical of his #9 about his factual mis-statement that a guy has the same chances of catching something at a random bar then from a CR puta. I think most of us know the "empirical data" insistent member who is no longer with us who would have been all over that claim.

But, I do not take any offense to your criticism of my post that was contrary to this guy's very first post on CRT. I respect your opinion that he was only posting "commentary".

It's a Gentleman's internet board.

Thanks for the clarification DGD. I sometimes see a lot of critical posts just for the sake of being critical on this board and after re-reading your original post, think I may have unfairly lumped you into that category- my bad.

As the the check-ups, from the perspective of the guy who is genuinely dating a working girl, what I've seen and what the OP was I believe insinuating was that the girls will get checked out, usually in their hometown, but more for their general knowledge and not for the clients sake or for them to publicize they have a clean bill of health for potential customers etc.

I,ve been mongering for close to 40 years,never any std,s,never been ripped off except one time in Miami beach from a lady i picked up at the Fountainbleu bar,no problems in rest of USA,Europe or Asia.Hope to continue this in my Costa Rica and Medellin trips coming up.

Also may i add no worries about anyone being pregnant,like one person i know right now as i,m writing is flippin out over cuz she told him she missed her period

My old friend John told me waaaaay back in 8th grade:

"Never marry a whore.....she'll get so tired of your ugly C*ck, she'll be out f.u.c.k.i.n.g other guys within 6 months"

Pretty sage for an 8th grader, no?

As to the list, its harmless, although probably there are those who would take it seriously, and others who's goal it is to have a "relationship"

Those in the know, with a little bit of experience, will take it with a grain of salt, which is how it was written, I suspect Some, like the lamented former < > poster "Rolltide" will make it a life's goal.

Sorry, but if money is involved, you are just another "John" not too mention that #1 on the list is completely untrue - the vast majority, even the popular ones who work frequently, never seem to have any money, along with zero planning and budgetary skills.

(True story:
Bumped into a guy I knew from previous trips recently, and he introduced me to a bartender - she was beautiful, really hot - he had met her when she was working at another bar/res't and they had gotten friendly - when he asked her if she wanted to "come up to his room" she thought about it, and said "Yes...but you realize when I do, its business, not friendship" I loved her response!)

Scuba wrote: "Those in the know, with a little bit of experience, will take it with a grain of salt, which is how it was written, I suspect"

Yes, the author admitted the obvious a few days later, that he was only spoofing. A ha-ha like I said. He should have left out #9, as should the Pirate Club in its FAQ's section on its website which perpetuates the same untruth. How he thought that was funny is beyond me.

Ya know, 'D, I've found humor to he a highly subjective thing

While I did not find the whole "list" a real knee slapper, I would bet some did (Hell, the TV show "Hee Haw" was on for years as well as many sitcoms <Green Acres, 3's Company, Gilligans Island, Lavern and Shirely, and a whole host of many others that contributed to the dumbing down of America - I knew this guy - in college, no less - who would laugh out loud at the Beverly Hillbillies, and Land S - I thought he was unbalanced - seriously)

So what I find funny, others might not - for example, I have a friend - he's almost 60 - who finds toilet humor hysterical - I did too....in the 8th grade - so there is no accounting for what I find amusing, and someone else does not