BashfulDwarf wrote:
Admin 3 wrote:
Well, if you don't have am umbrella this weekend, you are going to be one wet gringo.
Actually I am taking my K*D camping this weekend ... and yeah, it's prolly gunna pour on us. Think of me, my brothers, sitting (hunched over) in a 2-man mini-tent in the pouring rain playing GO FISH! (with an UNO deck) for hours, while you guys party it up in SJ!

Gotta give you guys the update on this premonition. Yes, it poured on us. We were stuck in the tent for a couple of hours (Sunday night). Once it died down we came out (everything was soaked, with puddles and streams).
My daughter knocked over the lamp on the picnic table and the lamp oil burst out across the entire surface. It ignited slowly. In pitch dark my picnic table was ablaze.
The oil poured off the ends of the drenched table and landed in the puddles below, which were sweeping out of our campsite and down the road towards the gutter ... FULLY ENFLAMED!
As the flaming lake passed by my neighbors, they hurriedly exited their tents to see the spectacle. One bonehead tried to douse the stream with a bucket of water (always good for putting out an oil fire) and sprayed the flaming oil from the puddle to the trees on the other side of the road.
People started yelling and screaming in at least a dozen languages ... my picnic table was reduced to ashes (and the metal frame) while the trees burned down the street.
The highlight of the event was watching the 15+ area K*ds (who thought it was totally cool) roasting marshmellows off of the burning maple trees while their parents squabbled.
Disney was not so amused. When the rangers showed up the next morning (after my daughter and I had quietly swapped our burned up table for a better one at an empty campsite), everyone blamed the bonehead guy with the bucket, who then got thrown out of the park.
I asked my daughter what she learned from the entire ordeal. Hoping to hear something about control of fire, or not panicking, what I got instead was: "Hide the evidence, fast!".
I love my k*d.