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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:50 am 
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It's comforting to see 70 year old like Circus and BangBang57 still motivated by sweet panocha! Gives me hope that there's still more to come!! :D

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:43 am 
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It's comforting to see 70 year old like Circus and BangBang57 still motivated by sweet panocha! Gives me hope that there's still more to come!! :D


The last 3 trips we brought my friend's spry 80 year old father with us. He loved every second. Many older guys over 70 I have spoken with that live or vacation here told me they prefer to lay back and get BJ's. Not "Grandpa", as we all call him. I hooked him up with one of my fave putas and she later told me he pounds !!! Go Grandpa !!! We should all be so lucky !

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It's comforting to see 70 year old like Circus and BangBang57 still motivated by sweet panocha! Gives me hope that there's still more to come!! :D


The last 3 trips we brought my friend's spry 80 year old father with us. He loved every second. Many older guys over 70 I have spoken with that live or vacation here told me they prefer to lay back and get BJ's. Not "Grandpa", as we all call him. I hooked him up with one of my fave putas and she later told me he pounds !!! Go Grandpa !!! We should all be so lucky !


Our first trip that we brought him we had a "competition" to see who could bag more. I'm 58 and more than satisfied with 2 a day when I come here for our 5 day getaways. Grandpa held up with me neck and neck, upon leaving we had nailed 10 each as far as I knew. When I congratulated him for keeping up, Grandpa informed me that on our last day in the morning, before packing and leaving the hotel, he made an offer to a cute younger maid and nailed her too, he beat me 11 to 10....

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I love reading mongering stories from the early days from guys like Circus who explored these places before they became popular. Someone should interview these pioneers and write a blog. :)

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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:12 am 
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I belong to a beautiful upscale Club on the 21st story of building in my town. I went to dinner there last night and was in the company of 50's, 60's and 70 year olds' consisting of gaudy obese women, bald and pathetic looking geezers wearing penny loafers and blue blazers. I had a feeling in my throat like I was going to throw up. I swear, if had my pistol with me, I would blown my brains out. Its only going to get worse. I can't imagine what it will be like if this is what my retirement will look like.


Estebanh, my good friend: Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"

You are approaching the beginning point which Aldous Huxley called the "Brave New World" where soma exists. Embrace the chemical world. Don't be afraid. Take that first step. Join the real club. You'll thank me for it later, I assure you.

Improper use of that pistol WILL produce your worst nightmare: Unable to care for yourself; at the mercy of two ton tv mamas who determine what tv channel you watch as you really watch the fortune you've created fly out the window and into the nursing home owner's bankS because the .44 jumped when you pulled the trigger and instead of blowing out your brains, you only took out a portion of them; blah, blah, blah.

Chemicals'll get you through times of no money (no pusssy; no sweet young things; rotting, falling apart body; two tons at the waist line, etc.....you get the picture....) better than money will get you through times of no chemicals. 8) :P

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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:40 am 
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Estebanh wrote:
I belong to a beautiful upscale Club on the 21st story of building in my town. I went to dinner there last night and was in the company of 50's, 60's and 70 year olds' consisting of gaudy obese women, bald and pathetic looking geezers wearing penny loafers and blue blazers. I had a feeling in my throat like I was going to throw up. I swear, if had my pistol with me, I would blown my brains out. Its only going to get worse. I can't imagine what it will be like if this is what my retirement will look like.


Estebanh, my good friend: Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"

You are approaching the beginning point which Aldous Huxley called the "Brave New World" where soma exists. Embrace the chemical world. Don't be afraid. Take that first step. Join the real club. You'll thank me for it later, I assure you.

Improper use of that pistol WILL produce your worst nightmare: Unable to care for yourself; at the mercy of two ton tv mamas who determine what tv channel you watch as you really watch the fortune you've created fly out the window and into the nursing home owner's bankS because the .44 jumped when you pulled the trigger and instead of blowing out your brains, you only took out a portion of them; blah, blah, blah.

Chemicals'll get through times of no money (no pusssy; no sweet young things; rotting, falling apart body; two tons at the waist line, etc.....you get the picture....) better than money will get your through times of no chemicals. 8) :P


Regarding nursing home fleecings; A buddy of mine who lived here kept pushing his uncle to come here and check things out. He was only 74 but living in a nursing home with breathing problems and a walker, a host of other medical issues. He decided to come visit and the nursing home people were strongly against it, warning him he needed their care and could die down here in this third world country without their supervision. He said screw it, came down, fell in love with CR, never went back, tossed his walker, started walking all over the place, breathing better, getting excellent cheap care, got an apartment close to CIMA and had an ex ho move in with him and take care of him, still hot in her mid thirties. Diabetes finally finished him off about 5 years later, his one regret was he didn't do it sooner !

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:44 pm 
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I belong to a beautiful upscale Club on the 21st story of building in my town. I went to dinner there last night and was in the company of 50's, 60's and 70 year olds' consisting of gaudy obese women, bald and pathetic looking geezers wearing penny loafers and blue blazers. I had a feeling in my throat like I was going to throw up. I swear, if had my pistol with me, I would blown my brains out. Its only going to get worse. I can't imagine what it will be like if this is what my retirement will look like.


Estebanh, my good friend: Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"

You are approaching the beginning point which Aldous Huxley called the "Brave New World" where soma exists. Embrace the chemical world. Don't be afraid. Take that first step. Join the real club. You'll thank me for it later, I assure you.

Chemicals'll get you through times of no money (no pusssy; no sweet young things; rotting, falling apart body; two tons at the waist line, etc.....you get the picture....) better than money will get you through times of no chemicals. 8) :P


Not exactly sure what kind of chemicals you are speaking of, but, I am already heading down that road: Testosterone and now Human Growth Hormone. I've been doing the T for about 5 years (I am 58 this year). It does everything advertised. I was afraid to try the growth hormone, but finally gave it a shot. After one month, I am sleeping a lot better. I can work longer hours. I worked from 8:30 AM until about 9:00 PM yesterday (by choice). Usually, I can't focus after about 4:00 PM. The HGH is supposedly going to make my skin better, hair thicker, bones denser, blah, blah, blah. We'll see.

Now, I know Steven1 is probably shaking his head. No, no, no...I mean mind altering drugs.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 4:47 pm 
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Steven1 wrote:
Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"


Sorry to be picky but wasn't that slogan DuPont's not Monsanto?

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:41 pm 
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Irish Drifter wrote:
Steven1 wrote:
Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"


Sorry to be picky but wasn't that slogan DuPont's not Monsanto?


DuPont Pavilion... New York World's Fair 1964 - 1965.... :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 12:27 am 
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Timothy Leary, now that makes sense to the Motto! YO!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:45 pm 
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I have been blessed with a wife of over 30 years that I still have sex with daily.



This is the single most astonishing sentence I have ever read on CRT.

I know, my dentures fell out when I read that too!

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:05 pm 
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My grandfather used to say ; "I'm xxx years old and still Phuck LIKE A SNAKE, just don't tell grandma !!!"


In response to the writer who has good relations with his wife of 30 years...

I'm happy for this guy but his habits are anathema to those of us who live and love the monger lifestyle....

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Irish Drifter wrote:
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Always remember and embrace the old Monsanto creed "Better Living Through Chemistry"


Sorry to be picky but wasn't that slogan DuPont's not Monsanto?



Yes. A chemically induced error in typing on my part, ID. DuPont adopted it in 1935. (actually the REAL "slogan" was "Better Things for Better Living...Through Chemistry." Irrespective, I do believe the point is being made........, eh?! :P :P ).

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Growing old gracefully....; :roll: I will grow old ungracefully thank you and, in the words of Bob Dylan (I think), the one that haunted the Rambles not the one in Malibu....I will go screaming into the night.

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