Give the people what they want
Now from Ronco" as seen on TV " The amazing CHICA -MATIC
Does it slice and dice or cook a whole meal in minutes?
No but this is the ONLY product on the market that is a mongers dream come true
What does the CHICA-MATIC
TM do????
Well for one it gives you a mild shock if you are about to make a bad call
Plus it has many other uses, built in bull shit detector, cell phone jammer, 24/7 mini bar protection, on the rag notifications, and a lie detector
All for $19.95 S+H extra
BUT wait there is more

Act now and get an Upgrade to CHICA-MATIC v7 free
Still not sure... pay 1 cent more and get a SHAMWOW p+h extra, and we will throw in $50 of Ricaroni the SF treat
Send payments to
Maria Maria
Po Box 69420
Carlsbad CA
60609
Ships in 8-10 weeks
v7 includes a data base of the chicas past, ratings,price,and perfomance(void in Maine) as well as curent wieght and number of gringos she has on the hook
This is a limited time offer, for the next 100 orders you will also get... the BJ app who swallows,spit, or likes on her face
ACT NOW the next 10 orders will get free shipping
you will be enrold in and on going membership to girls gone wild