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Ding Dong,

Thank you much for the compliment.
I feel honored for you to say that as I know you do not
say what you don't mean.

I have never read anything from Carl Hiaasen
so I will search him out soon.
Thanks for the lead.

As for what my profession, I am a "turd herder"
AKA a plumber.
See, I have dealt with shit and bullshit my entire life so I
more than qualified to be on this board

I only write this much "stuff" because I get a big laugh out of thinking up this crap myself. It's all about entertainment.

I am at a point in my life that I am looking for a career change ??
Who know's ???

Although , I do feel that I am most qualified to be a full time Transvestite.
Think of all the fun I could have ????

Completly Nucknfuts

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Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............

A man was lying on his deathbed, his wife there to comfort him during his last moments.
Being a good catholic and a strong believer in confession he began to say something that he felt he needed to get off of his chest before passing from this present life.
As he began to speak though, his wife told him not to speak, to save his strength but he would hear nothing of the sort for he knew the end was already near.
So his faithful wife listened as he said in his rapidly fading voice, “honey, I love you so I feel like I should be the one to tell you this. I cheated on you with your sister, your sister's friend, and your sister's friend's sister.''
Now the man, having spent the last of his strength lay quietly as his wife looked at him with lovingly understanding eyes and said, ''I know...that's why I poisoned you.''

Ever seen the movie " I love you to death"

A really funny and cleaver movie staring Tracy Ullman.
( if you are Italian, you will really love it !! )

If you haven't you should.

Just Nucknfuts

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Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............

Remember the electricity was out for a few hours, and everybody lost refrigeration.

I'm sure the food poisoning had to do with that and as for him dieing severe cases can kill you.