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Here is a list of things every monger should consider before going to CR. Some of them are necessary, and some I decided to throw in for a few laughs. It will be up to you to decide which is real and which is pure Bullshit. (Spanky, Scubabum and others who did the Lady boy or bar girl test for laughs and to challenge peoplem I thought this would be a entertaining piece for all.)
*Note to Admins-this is in no way looking to make fun of CRT rules and encourage breaking them, just a little fun to try and give everyone a few laughs.

Before you arrive to Costa Rica Checklist

1)Put in a request for vacation as soon as your job's vacation policy allows.-CHECK
2)Keep pestering your boss/supervisor/manager as time ticks by slowly to find out why they are dragging their asses in letting you know if you got the time off.-CHECK
3)Be sure to haver the highest seniority in the company and put in for the time off when all your co-workers will be freezing their asses off in the middle of winter, and you will be enjoying the sunny weather, wearing short sleeved shirts and shorts, while everyone else wears thermal underwear to work and at home.-CHECK
4)Reserve a hotel room to your satisfaction at the mongering hotel you want for the dates you want and your wingmen want, if any.-CHECK
5) Send emails reserving a room in every mongering hotel in San Jose all at once to be sure you will have hotel room(s)s for your stay.-CHECK
6) Try and get a good deal on popular rooms at popular hotels and expect that you will get the best room in the house on a moments notice.-CHECK
7)Find a good deal on a roundtrip airline ticket(s) and arrive at a decent time.-CHECK
Score a really good deal on a roundtrip first class ticket(s) that normally would be the price of a roundtrip coach class ticket.-CHECK
9) Have your CRT Membership card(s) ready to go.-CHECK
10) Lose your CRT card(s) at the last minute, then show up at SL amd try to get a new card as a replacement without notifying Admin.-CHECK
11) Contact your favorita and let her know the exact dates of your trip.-CHECK
12) Arrive in Costa Rica and totally surprise your favorita(s).-CHECk
13)Arrange your airport transportation with a reliable driver to and from the airport during your trip.-CHECK
14) Try to sneak through your airport that you work at for your flight to CR without being noticed.-CHECK
15)As you pass through the airport you work at, rub it in your co-workers faces that you're going to one of the warmest places in the world at the day you're flying, while they're freezing their asses off one week after a nasty blizzard. Be sure to wear a short sleeved shirt, with a sweater handy as you walk through your terminal, and to really rub it in, wear shorts..-CHECK

That is it for part one, part two will follow after this, but I thought everyone would get a good laugh here at first.

What about the neck pouch?... Check ehem

How about changing all your Dollars for Colones downstairs in baggage claim while you wait for your bag ?
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OK........We are ready (or not) for part two.......don't keep us waiting.....can't stand the suspense

OK, here comes part 2.

Before the trip starts checklist part 2

16)Arrive early for your flight and check in for your early morning flight to clear security with no issues.-CHECK
17)Check in early with carry on luggage only. Proceed to crowded security checkpoint and waltz through the employee line at the checkpoint because you work there.-CHECK
18)Walk to gate and grab a bite to eat before flight, trying to be inconspicuous/avoid being recognized.-CHECK
19)Make way to first class lounge since you have first class tickets and rub it in to your co-workers again as you pass.-CHECK.
20)Check in late for your flight and barely make it before you lose your seat and they close the door.-CHECK.
21)Overhear conversation by people going to Costa Rica for the first time while waiting to board the flight and give advice on what venues are good to visit.-CHECK
22)Find out from the first timers they're staying at the hotel Presidente and warn them about the options they have if they find company.-BIG TIME CHECK.
24)Send a message by email to your favorite(s) and let them know when you arrive.-CHECK
25)Have all of the favorites show up at the airport and welcome you like a rock star/celebrity.-CHECK
26) Arrange to have the most popular chicks that know you from HLH wait for you at SJO airport, including one the first initial of V-CHECK
Enough tormenting you guys with part 2, part 3 to follow.
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