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In my early days of my mongering career I thought it would be hot to "go out" on a date with a bartender, so there she was, a super hot 20 something working at the bar at the New York Bar. She agreed to go out with me and I was ecstatic. I was 55 at the time and "dating" a non ho who was early 20's super hot was an incredible idea...or so I thought. On our "date'' she took her "aunt" to "chaperone" (she was the cook at the NY Bar) and I bought two dinners, ogf coursre they ordered the most expensive seafood dinner, my tab so far in excess of $70. and so far no poon-tang.

Since I am so brilliant, I reasoned to myself if I got her on a second date alone, just the two of us, I would score. I took her to another fancy restaurant, $50 later when she was finished she told me she had to go "babysit" and hit the bus 5 minutes after the meal was over.

Damn ! For that $120 I could have got 2 MP girls or a super stunner with change back equal or better than her or perhaps a great performer for 2 or more hours....I learned my lesson, let the bartenders bring you drinks, engage in minimal superficial conversation, give them nice tips but focus on the pros !!!!

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You were 55 and she was 20 something, 'gems - and you were surprised she was not all that into you

(I'm sorry, but no matter how good someone looks, how "youthful" their personality, 30 years difference in age is just too big a gap....unless you are really rich, of course - then everything falls into line - but don't take my word for it; ask Donald Trump )

Be thankful you were smart enough to escape w/ only your wallet slightly dented - many others are not that lucky.

Hey....you touched the hot stove, it burned you a little, and got it out of your system - your lesson learned was a fairly cheap one Remember, some of the most expensive sex is "free"

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Nice meeting you last week @ the cigar shop

it was early in my mongering career and she hit on me ! I admit, I "fell for it" and a friend of mine who used to hang out at the NY Bar would tell me "she keeps asking about you". I learned later she and one of her friends who worked there, equally gorgeous, would pick out certain "suckers" and milk them for what they could.

Her friend "dated" another sucker, allowed him to call her his "girlfriend" and she would take him (and his wallet) around town and this dimwit would buy her all kinds of things. This "boyfriend" never got any tang and when after spending hundreds on her for a few weeks requested sex, she acted outraged that he would insult their 'relationship' ! Only then did he catch on...

The guys I know who dated and even married ticas successfully have picked out non pro country girls outside of San Jose, usually in their 30's and still looking great. Nonetheless, they are still expected to cover (adult) K*ds and family members expenses...

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My friend at the NY Bar watched my face as she told me her aunt was going to accompany us on our first date as a chaperone.

He said it was like the American Express commercial...."priceless" !!!

I should have figured it out then but my other friend, the little fireman, was doing the thinking, he doesn't have to pay the bills !

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Yep, one way or another. It ain't free nor just you and me.

Sly 1971. It's a Family Affair, #138 on Rolling Stone's top 500.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdiRhzTsSnk

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Your 2nd paragraph reinforces my point that you got off easy (and cheaply)

Its those who don't learn from the past and repeat it, thinking that this time its different <obviously not you> that need a sanity check. With very very few exceptions, guys are unlikely to find real love in the gulch, with a woman 25 - 35 years their junior, regardless what side of the bar she is working

Yup, Scuba, many of us who consider ourselves old pros and know the ropes down here have many stories where we were duped as novices, we've learned from our mistakes and sometimes watching some of our stupider friends get even more fleeced.

Even a friend of mine who married a country gal mid 30's and who by all appearances has a successful relationship confessed to me she has him giving money to her sporadically employed adult K*ds and a continuous monthly stipend to her country poor parents.

I now prefer to just stick with the pros and pay them per session, it works out much better than having them on retainer and the variety keeps me young...

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I'm going to plagiarize a friend of mine who put it best when someone back in the states asked him about paying for pu*sy, he said "we don't pay them to come over, we pay them to LEAVE !!!" well put...

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This is the sort of monger rhetoric that's gone on forever on this board that makes me roll my eyes. While I appreciate and understand the sentiment, %99.9 of chicas don't want to stay anyway, so it works out. How many threads are around regarding chicas splitting early on a regular session let alone the lie she has to make up on tln's and a sick sitter or whatever.. So many threads with that mention.. but if we have a snappy way of saying we pay them to leave, then all is great.

Lmao@ thread tittle " Damn, I fugged this girl all nite and she just wouldn't leave my room!"


As if....


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

They actually use the ploy that my baby is sick. They will have another chica call after about 30 minutes to tell them . I had it happen to me the last trip to Costa Rica. I knew what was up and was glad I did not prepay. I deducted and put her on the road. I knew it was a ploy by her thieving sister who is too ugly to turn tricks. She sells lingerie to the girls in the sportsman. Acts as a pimp among other things.

One of my (no longer) favorites was pushing me for free moola once, she told me ''they broke in to my apartment and stole my rent money!!!'' I said to her "Didn't you tell me you still lived with your parents and showed me pictures ?"

She was so flustered and then tried to tell me she moved out. I said well you told me you lived with your parents 2 weeks ago, you shouldn't have to pay rent so soon !!! Sadly to say we are no longer in love. Once she was supposed to come over for the night, never showed. After repeated calls to her cell, I finally got her and the excuse was "my baby was sick !!!" I said, ok, but couldn't you just take 3 minutes and call me to tell me you couldn't make it ? Again, the reply was "I told you, my baby was sick!!!"

I REALLY DO pay them to leave....

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Naw I hear ya...sounds like she was really into you.


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Well....

I'm a realist and I realize they are in it for the cash, but some of them treat you with such disrespect and disdain but surprisingly will still go wild in the bedroom. The incredible little actresses can sometimes convince the most hardened cynic (me) from time to time that at least they like you and enjoy your company even if at age 58 (my age) and up we are no longer Brad Pitts or George Clooneys. I'll put up with a certain amount of nonsense from some that are stupendous performers but if they are no better than other girls and they treat you like a wet dog at a bridal shower I move on and follow my own advice, "variety, variety, variety."

There's probably a half dozen or so that I know now that are really appreciative and considerate, but most I've experienced view us as ATM's, nothing more....

When I lived here in 2007 -2009, a guy in my condo, probably late 70's ribbed a bunch of us ho chasing mongers and proclaimed he doesn't like that and has a "girlfriend". After several beers one night I cross examined him and he confessed his "requirements" for her to be his girlfriend; he could see her 2x a week, paid her rent and paid her son's school. He had to take her to dinner, back to her place, a quick roll in the hay and he had to go, could not spend the night, she would not come to his place. I said hell, this ain't no g/f, you just got yourself a ho on RETAINER !!!

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