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A buddy of mine picked up a ''girl" in a bar here. He wasn't the type of guy who could challenge Einstein's theory of evolution space/ time continuum with a forceful argument for static constant axiom theory if you know what I mean. On top of that, he was drunk, so his 70 or so IQ points were swimming in beer.

The "girl" was rather large and had shaved arms and mustache...uh-oh...
A bunch of us were staying at these condo's in Escazu, we had a nice courtyard with a gazebo we hung out at and he proceeded to show ''her" off to us, she had a strong jaw and thick neck, most of us knew or suspected immediately. he was grappling and kissing her repeatedly, unaware...

While the rest of the slithering snakes were chortling and snickering at his upcoming dilemma I had to do the right thing (bad habit of mine, no good deed goes unpunished) and I informed him of what he had on his hands to which he gave me a forceful argument against and said I was just envious. He then proceeded to take her to his room. In about 10 minutes "she" was out the door angry and cursing him in Spanish, demanding the money he promised "her" to no avail.

We all were laughing and howling at this sight so hard many of us were actually in pain with tears in our eyes, a couple guys may have pissed their pants! I believe it was one of the funniest things I have seen in my entire life.

He later confessed when she got undressed it became obvious she was a he, refusing to remove the panties, but he had received a blow job in the initial foreplay. We of course tortured and humiliated him for several months, he never lived that down. I asked him if he enjoyed the BJ and he just said "Oh, shut up !!!" I wonder if he enjoyed the BJ and initial foreplay....did that make him at least partially gay ???

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

thank you, just got home from my buddies bar where I was trying to convince some unemployed guys they could make good money in gay porn and still collect their UC _ they were thinking hard an never send no. but they wanted to know more about PTY , and I needed a good laugh rookies, rookies always a good laugh for the rest of us..

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

Gay? Maybe, but I have always preferred to think of myself as a lesbian.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

This explains a lot.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Can I change my vote

When finding sexual intercourse with people who are born with ovaries and a vagina to be immensely pleasurable is considered gay, then that is the day I will be considered gay.

Changing your vote won't change the real answer (you are indeed gay)

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Happy, joyful, and lively.  [quotations ▼]
Festive, bright, or colourful.  [quotations ▼]

All heterosexuals are "gay'' from time to time when they are exuberantly happy, according to the true definition, not the slang definition of preferring a schlong up your poop shoot than yours in (as fagelas call it) a "fish hole"....

I'm currently reading a book from the 40's "Ernie Pyle's War" about this writer who goes with American troops to war in WWII and reports back home about the moral of the men, etc. Since it was written in the 40's and the term was considered by it's literal meaning at the time, I get a kick out of some of his writings where he describes groups of happy soldiers as "gay", when they win a battle, get warm food delivered, get mail and cookies from back home, etc. It's funny to read his stories and continual references to happy jubilant soldiers as "gay"...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Why would sausage smokers ( gay men )be on a mongering site ? Make a poll on how many guys like the forbidden fruit of youth and you will really be surprised .wait don't do that

I can be gay temporarily, if I'm paid 1 million + condom

In light of some recent posts, This thread came to mind....

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Does buy sexual count against us? In that case we may all be. Why is it that you see two guys making out it is revolting and you see two women making out it is erotic? I have a virgin ass, I think, never know what doctors do to you when they have you asleep. For enough money I can be gay. You guys whine over cien or up charges, wait till you hear my price. Bill Gates, that handsome dude, can have me for half. Can two guys get married legally in California? If so, without a pre-nupt agreement, can they each try to claim half? Met a guy here who was working for the Peace Corp. He was clearly a straight thinker judged by the number of women I saw him with. He had flying privileges based on his domestic partner relationship with a flight attendant. What people will do to save a buck.