As promised and as a public service for the CRT brotherhood, here's the translated HDR guide. I cleaned it up so it reads slightly more "American".
Except where otherwise noted, obviously the opinions expressed from here on belong to the original author, NOT me (miamiheller). Please don't start PMing me about AIDS probabilities, Colombianas, market prices and so forth!
HDR Guide by Glamouroso
Dudes, this place is paradise. The quality and quantity of ASS that shows up in this place is impressive. Sometimes you're left literally speechless, unable to believe that there is such a place in Costa Rica.
Believe it or not, on very good days women of the caliber of
Kimberly Chavez,
Mariela Morales, Angie Rabbit,
Karen Herrera,
Marcela Negrini, etc. might show up.
Of course this isn't always the case. Sometimes the talent is so-so. Other days (even on occasional weekends) hot girls are hard to find.
Best time to go is on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 5pm on and preferably before 12 midnight.
Section # 1: For those who have never been to the Del ReyThe address is 100 meters southeast of Morazán Park. Most people know where it is, it's super easy to find.
Dudes the place is super safe. There's a casino, poker, bar, restaurant, a lobby with armchairs. Beer isn't expensive, 1300 colones.
You can visit with your buddies and drink a beer or eat a meal without being bothered as you watch the arriving beauties, and afterwards you can go home or if you prefer go somewhere else, no problem. As I said, the place is no dump. It's a gringo hotel and it's expensive to stay there.
So be cool, go take a spin through the hotel and check out the scene, even solo if you want.
Section # 2: The philosophy you should have when visiting the Del ReyDudes, look: there are two things that differentiate the Del Rey from massage parlors:
1) ASS quality (and quantity)
2) Prices for these ASSES
Therefore my philosophy is: you do not go to the Del Rey to simply "bust a nut". You go to the Del Rey to give yourself a treat.
There are many hot girls who show up at the hotel, but there are also a tremendous number of regular whores just like the ones you can find at any regular MP.
It makes no sense to pay $ 100 or $ 80 for a regular whore when you can find the same caliber chick (and usually even more willing to please) in an MP for $ 40.So if you have the urge to Phuck a pretty and inexpensive chick, better visit IDEM (31K colones for an hour) or New Fantasy (16K colones for an hour). Those places are pretty nice and clean, and you can often find good-natured, sexy chicas. Of course it's best to visit these places during the day, not late at night.
You go to the Del Rey to treat yourself, given not only will you have to pay $100 for a whore, but you also have to factor in the cost of a motel or hotel room. At the end of the day you will be shelling out about 65K colones (between beers, hotel, whore, and condoms).
Of course this price is negotiable, even more so in the afternoon or after midnight, but as I said before if what I had in mind was to spend as little as possible I'd rather go to an MP.
When I go to the Del Rey I try to find the hottest girls in the place. You have to know how to say NO to the whores that try to talk to you. YOU are the one who chooses, not the other way around.
If you arrive and you don't find what you're searching for, it's best to do an about-face and go straight home, or go to an MP.
Section # 3: How to negotiate with a whore, the most important step of allThere is nothing worse than paying $ 100 for a whore and have her take off her clothes, spread her legs and tell you "OK papi do it, let's do what we came here for", at which point the lady urges you to finish in 15 minutes. That's the same as taking $ 100 and throwing it in the garbage.
The good news is that you can avoid this 100% of the time.
First of all, go to the Del Rey looking your best. Clean up, dress well, put on cologne, shave. The better you look and the better you treat the ladies, the better the sex will be. When you interact with them, try to be as nice and friendly as you possibly can.
When you get to the Del Rey, your first task is walk around the entire casino and bar. If you prefer order a beer and sit at a table or park yourself at the bar to relax a bit and examine the playing field. Don't rush to select a provider. Remember you will spend around $ 130, so make a good decision.
If you are in the bar and a hooker comes over, very respectfully tell them you're looking for something different or you're just having a beer. Unless the whore is really hot and you like her. As I said before, you are the one who chooses, not the reverse.
Once you pick one you like, the next step is to negotiate the deal.
IMPORTANT: Everything, absolutely everything, is negotiated beforehand at the Del Rey. If you want a titfuck or anal or COF... this is ALL negotiable at the Del Rey. Don't get to the motel and
then ask the hooker, "would you let me come on your tits?" or "can I Phuck you in the ass?".
If you don't negotiate and just say "let's go", the hooker has absolutely no obligation whatsoever to provide extras. If she feels like it, all she has to do is spread her legs while talking on the phone with friends, leaving you with no right to claim anything.
Some things to negotiate in advance:
- Don't rush (most important of all for me)
- Kisses on the mouth or foreplay
- Blowjob without a condom
- Anal
- Titfuck
- DATY
- COF
- Swallow la leche
- Phuck her twice
- Spend more than an hour
You have to be very clear about what you are looking for and have a mini speech prepared before negotiating with the girl.
I do not recommend walking up to a hooker and start asking questions like you're conducting a job interview or survey. What I typically do is describe what I like and what I'm looking for. They respond much better to this approach as opposed to you interrogating them if they suck without a condom or if they swallow.
So for example, if what I'm looking for is to take it slow, no clock watching, DATY, then end the session with a titfuck and coming on her tits, the negotiation would go somewhat along these lines:
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Glamorouso: Hello beautiful how are you?
Colombiana: Hello
Glamorous: I'm Glamorous, what is your name?
Colombiana: Laura
Glamorous: Nice to meet you Laura, you are very pretty, how much would it cost to go somewhere else?
Colombiana: It would be $ 100, 1 hour
Glamorous: Yeah, so what's included?
Colombiana: Well once we get there I'll give a nice massage and caresses, then I'll give you oral sex with a condom and finally we'll have sex in various positions, it'll be hot!
Glamorous: Sure, Ok. Here's the thing, what I like to do is to take things slowly and have a nice time and not be rushed. $ 100 is a lot of money so I like to take my time. So what I'd like is once we get there we take showers or we shower together, then you let me kiss you all over your body real slow. I would love to eat your pu*sy out, too. And to finish things off I'd like to Phuck your titties and come all over them. Do you mind any of that?
Colombiana: No not at all, let's go!
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Remember, if you want french kissing or 2 leches or sucking on her toes, all these should be negotiated beforehand. Everything is negotiable at the Del Rey.
As you're talking, watch her reactions. if you notice she doesn't like something or ignores you a little or she starts saying "but", just say it was nice meeting her, turn around and find another candidate.
It's YOUR money, so you make the rules, not her. If she doesn't accept your terms, go find another provider. Be selective dudes, we're talking about $ 100 here. The price is completely negotiable though. I think most are going for $ 80. Many are going for $ 60. And there are a few going for $ 40.
If you are dying to visit the Del Rey but don't have that much money then I recommend you negotiate the price. Almost all of the ladies are very flexible on price. The only ones that are a pain are the Colombianas who get cute and ask for $ 120 right off the bat. These usually go for $ 100 and possibly $ 90, but less than that no.
Once you finish negotiations, you can take her to a motel (if you have a car) or else Hotel Morazan which is 100 meters way (costs $ 35) or La Oficina short term motel which is about 600 meters away (a room at La Oficina is 7000 colones and you'll have to take a taxi there). Both Morazán and La Oficina are very neat and beautiful places.
Finally, once you reach the motel or wherever you go, if the hooker doesn't charge you upfront then don't pay until the end. If you give them the money up front, she may not provide some of what you had agreed to during negotiation. Anyway, if you took the trouble to be nice and polite, she usually won't ask you for the money until the end of the session. If she does request the money up front, then yes, pay her.
Section # 4: STDsDudes, I'll end with this part because I've been writing this post for a while and I'm tired.
A condom protects VERY well from sexually transmitted diseases. STDs are not like the flu where you can catch it via a kiss or a brief touch.
Condoms protect 100% against AIDS, as long as it doesn't break. Yes, 100%. Check this out:
HIV: The Facts - FAQs - HIV Health Pages - MedHelpIf you Phuck with a condom, you will never get AIDS, period.
As for other diseases, the only ones you can get by having sex with a condom are herpes and papilloma, but the probability is very low, especially if there isn't an existing lesion.
Oral sex is fairly safe. What is recommended, of course, is to use a condom for oral sex, and do not perform oral sex to the girl. However, oral sex is very inefficient when transmitting STDs, so the risk is also very low even if you do it without protection.
The probability of contracting AIDS through oral sex is so low that there is no point worrying about it. Experts say that the probability is 1 in 10,000, assuming that the other person has the virus. It is assumed that 1 in 100 hookers have AIDS, so the likelihood of contracting the virus through unprotected oral sex with a whore would be 1 in 1 million. In other words, 10 times harder than winning the big Christmas lottery.
Also remember that a Del Rey whore isn't like an MP whore. Many of the ladies who work at the Del Rey are "models" or even ULatina students who go to the HDR 2-3 times a week. Most are careful and I figure they have sex with about 25 clients per month, unlike a whore of a massage parlor that can may get to 100 clients per month.
You can also find at HDR many ladies who go once every 15 days just to earn a little extra cash.
Finding # 1: If you use a condom for oral sex and intercourse, you can be 99.99% sure you will not catch any sexual diseases.
Finding # 2: If you choose to perform oral sex without protection, you are taking a small risk, but you still are almost immune to contracting AIDS, the disease that nobody wants.
I think that's all for now.
I hope you liked the guide, and if you have any questions don't be shy, ask away.
~ Glamorouso
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Glamouroso was writing 'MAE', which I elected to translate as 'dude'.... many CRTers won't know what MAE means, so I used the closest American colloquialism. But as a Spanish speaker and frequent visitor you know Ticos and Ticas drop 'Mae' like.... Well, like young American males drop 'dude' or 'bro' in their speech.
