Boy, if there ever was a thread that could be termed "MENTAL MASTURBATION" this one certainly qualifies

...... So let me throw my tissue into the ring.....or, er circle, as it were......
Lets see......if our 19 year old hero gets laid when his parents are by the pool
Let me point a few things out to the OP:
At 19 you should be out phucking - and not with whores
This is a board dedicated to horny old fucks who need to pay for sex with beautiful young latinas
I was a little "impressed" when you said "Well, I've never paid for it" - and then we find out you are 19

At that age - not paying for it - big fing deal
Your generation worries
far too much about STD's (not saying you should not be careful - just you worry about STD's - AIDS especially - too much)
Speaking of your generation - facebook is the be all and the end all - this social media is so prominent to be phucked up
You are on a family vacation, so a little discretion is needed - I know the area around SiComoNo (stayed there in fact) - so if she is hanging out at bars - and she is a NIca

- all signs point to her being.....drum roll, please - a whore
But what the helll do you care - if you Phuck her (and lets assume your tongue and C*ck don't fall off

) she is likey to give you the ride of your life; far better than those jappy bitches you are probably used to, college boy
Let us know if you Phuck her when your folks are by the pool, or spring for a room - I have a feeling she knows exactly how to handle getting one.
I'm phucking with you a little, kiddo (well maybe more than a little

- but you made it so phucking easy
