www.CostaRicaTicas.com

They are about the only ones from POF that are real. The rest just want to text.

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"If you think that I'm half crazy your wrong, I'm at least seventy-five percent gone. I was born this way and I'll die this way so I probably won't be changing today." - Richie Allbright, South Texas Singer/Songwriter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftvsq3mX0Ow

BonePony, I'm with you !!! I used to surf these ads for fun and the hopes of finding one normal female in the states who might be real, no luck. I see lots of these ads where these over the hill out of the game angry bitches are lecturing, admonishing and pontificating ad nausea. Take your long walk on the beach by yourself, beech !!!
I've been coming to Costa Rica 10 years, lived here 2 years in 2008-2009 and love it ! The women here (with the exception of some hard core ho's) are sweet and lovely in general and don't spew that Oprah inspired venom. I've been stuck on some blind dates and got that jive live and in person. I almost never date in the US anymore, I'm 58 and am not interested in old bags with baggage anywhere near my age. I visit CR 2 to 3x per year and cherish every moment. Will retire here in 3 years and have no regrets. Maybe then I'll get a girlfriend or just be happy with ho's. In any event, tolerating shrill shrews and their wagging tongues will become a distant ugly memory.
I'm not a Bible thumper but here is proverb 21-19 :Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife. See...G*d's warning us....

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

I play around with it mostly for entertainment. I have met a few of the girls south of the border and there is some potential there but I don't want any woman for more than a short period of time.

I was married to a woman from Colombia, beautiful, never been in the game, was just the nicest person ever and appreciated every little thing I did for her. Everybody told me that I was making a mistake but I knew this was the one. Marriage lasted 2 months shy of 7 years. The last 3 we slept in separate bedrooms. She went from the most innocent little girl to a full blown bitch in just a little while here in the states.

Now that she is gone there isn't a day goes by that I don't smile and say out loud how glad I am the bitch is gone. One of the last trips she made to her home land of Colombia she told me that when she got back I would have to choose between playing music or her. Well I have guitars, amps, drums, mixers, lights, and speakers everywhere in my house now and it rocks! I dare VH-1 to play a good concert because I can hook all that shit together and play it as loud as I want to. I am considering knocking a wall out and building a small stage with a stripper pole.

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"If you think that I'm half crazy your wrong, I'm at least seventy-five percent gone. I was born this way and I'll die this way so I probably won't be changing today." - Richie Allbright, South Texas Singer/Songwriter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftvsq3mX0Ow

Couldn't resist this one.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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"If you think that I'm half crazy your wrong, I'm at least seventy-five percent gone. I was born this way and I'll die this way so I probably won't be changing today." - Richie Allbright, South Texas Singer/Songwriter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftvsq3mX0Ow

A worker for a graveyard watched a rather odd funeral procession one afternoon. It was 2 hearses followed by 100 men on foot. When the apparent main mourner got out of the first limo, he just had to ask what's going on. "It's my wife and mother in law, he sobbed"."How did they both pass ?", asked the worker. "My damn crazy pit bull killed them both in an insane frenzy !!!" said the mourner. "Wow, can I borrow your dog ?", exclaimed the worker !! "Get in line" said the mourner...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

what is this POF site? someone post a link might be fun looking at ads. Thanks.

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as my father says "better to be lucky than good"

http://www.pof.com/

Plenty of Fish

I have luck with this every 3-4 months, but as they say theysess got problems, but something to do up her in the north woods, and I am not that picky here at home. I do not work it to hard and stay away from any of them that have huge descriptions, like those posted here.

I got on the site after one member a few years ago. He was just hitting the new members, looking for those who may have just moved into town, I think he was in Houston area and he had a good line to get there attention, forgot what it was

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

You want to go back to my place for a pizza and a phuck? What you don't like pizza?

I heard you were looking for a ride back to my place. It just so happens I'm going there right now.

was not that basic, but I like yours, no wasting time. I used to use poetry

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
wanna Phuck?

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

[quote="Capitan1962"]Check out what this bitch wrote on her profile. Good luck on finding this guy. She must be looking for a gay man is all I can figure.
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Scorpio · 5'1" / 155 cm · Female · White/Caucasian · Curvy · Never Married · No Ch*ldren · Attended College · Spiritual · Doesn't smoke · Doesn't drink
Story
i'm not from CC or Texas. i just happen to live here. i have little interest giving all the details here. also: i do NOT suffer fools gladly. i have a sarcastic sense of humor, i'm very opinionated and i dig live music. i'm also extremely pro-choice, liberal, Democrat. i also don't plan on moving or "going back to where i'm from".

Perfect Match
no rednecks, Christians, Republicans, Tea Partiers, anti-choice, anti-gay or otherwise non-liberals. trust me, you won't change me or my mind. also, you must know how to spell. being able to construct a sentence apparently does not exist in South Texas. and if you like dude shit like sports, fishing or mostly outdoor activities? NO. i don't do outside. i'm a liberal feminist, you should be too. sending me a message to advise me that you are the opposite of this just pisses me off and makes me delete the message and block you. also, country music? The Bible? K*ds? NO NO NO. don't bother. you are wasting your time. anyone more than 5 yrs in either direction? NO.

pay. attention: i am a liberal, prochoice, feminist Democrat who isn't Christian and i hate country music. also, love gays, love being childfree & i don't go to church.

Ideal Date
this is lame. um, coffee. coffee is good. i don't do cheesy, typical or "romantic". i have a lot of varied interests. once i get to a point i feel dating is acceptable- you should he able to suss out what would work. it won't involve most of what other chicks like. i'm unique, damnit.[/i][/b][/quote]

She must be absolutely miserable in Corpus Christi. Serves her right

"Women !! Can't live with them , Can't live without them"

Erasmus said that 500 years ago


"Frailty thy name is women "--- Shakespeare said that 400 years ago about their Fickle minds

POF=Plenty Of Fatties

I'd phuck her, except, I don't drink coffee. Oh hell, I'd phuck her anyway.
Gigity gigity

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

ain't it just the truth though...

You have to warn people before you post bitchy gringa profiles I almost felt my stomach acid coming up my esophagus Barf.... I forgot to send you the jersey gringo online dating guide ,it's meant for searching for a normal girl not necessarily a slut but it will help ,they are out there . I would say 1 in 5 that I take out are ready the first night for action and 100% of woman say they don't sleep with a guy on the first date even hookers say that ! It's a woman thing

That one you posted WILL still get emails guys are so phucking desperate it's sickening ,they will view that as an angle and try to exploit it . That girl is beyond repair . That's the free one ,if you know Latin culture and can write in Spanish I suggest do a search on Latinas and hit them up with some chat . First date Meet them for a drink ,sit at the bar ,add 20 pounds and five years . Have fun .

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I don't drink milk often ..but when I do it's dos tetas ..stay Horney my friends