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Greetings, CRT brothers.

I will return to C.R., again staying at the S.L. November 4-19, 2012. I am going to try again to get the music project done, but already the greetings from working girl pals (and the requests for money) are pouring in. Apparently, rumors of my return are already flying around the SL.

I sincerely hope to spend time with some old friends, in particular guys who either avoided me or blew me off completely. You know who I am talking about, ya freakin' weenies.

I am also looking forward to meeting many new friends, as I'll be in country for more than two full weeks. While I'll be in and out (insert joke here) doing my project, I'm sure we'll meet out front of the SL (now also known as "The Smokin' Hole") or in the smoke-free bar/restaurant.

Look for the dapper blind man with the poon-slurping grin.

Buy me a drink and I'll happily interpret English/Spanish for you. Warning however: The more drunk I get, the more liberal I get with translations...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

dude, working on it.....but no more "spewing volcano tours"!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

canta bebe!

El Ciego, since you are blind, do you save money on chicas? You can take the ugly ones and you wont know the difference..jajajajaj

See you there.

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Not banned yet...

As anyone who knows me would know, I somehow manage to find the prettiest ones...rather, they find me. Charm, looks, excellent Spanish, knowledge of culture and a pimp hand draw them all to me as if by magic or universal design.

Of course, there will always be the fuglies, desperate for work who will see the blind man as a meal ticket. Sadly and foolishly, they forget that I still have a sense of smell. And before you ask, no I don't do the Ray Charles thing, feeling up the forearm. I go straight for the tits.

SeaWubb... Looking forward to seeing you, so to speak.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Bumperrito.

Surely there will be more of yopu in town between November 4-19. C'mon my friends! Let us make plans to drink like pigs and Phuck like dogs! Or at least shoot the sheet for awhile!

I'll be at the Spurting Men's Lodge, as always. Again, look for the dude with the long white stick. I carry a blind cane, too.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

El Ciego,
Let's be honest, you have been with some big girls, not necessarily ugly, but big. I saw you a few years back, maybe 07-08, with some heffers. I think you even brought one to one of the anniversary parties.

Fess up player!

KBB....

Sure you're right. Heifers. Sometimes I like 'em meaty, beaty, big and bouncy.

The CRT Anniversary Party of 2006 was spent with Angelica, who later did straight massage at the SL. I understand she's happily living in Los Angeles California, vacuuming some poor gringo's wallet empty. I don't care if she was fat. Dem tig ol' bitties were fantastic, as was the service.

Know why fat chicks give such great blowjobs?

Because they *have to*.

However, there have been some real beauties in the herd I've corraled as well. Anyone who saw me in '05 and later with Karla the Tica, Ingrid the nica, Laura from Guadalupe and several others know I speak the truth.

But yeah, no denying the physical evidence. I *have* in fact, done my share of fatties and fuglies.



:redface:

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

El Ciego, it is good to hear you are in such high spirits again. I'd like to hook up with you again, but I'll be in MDE next month.

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"I'm not one those pathetic lietuenant colonels working a silly civilian job, working out two hours a day trying to reclaim a body they lost 20 years ago and four hours a night completing War College by correspondence in a sad attempt at colonel. Tyler Durden told us [i]'Self improvement is masturbation[/i].' My mid-life crisis is going to involve a new sports car, or the zoftig redhead with daddy issues in accounting, or better yet, racking up frequent flyer miles going to Pattaya."

Hey JTF Bravo,

Yes, I'd love to see you again as well. You're a man who "gets it," and I always benefit from your keen observational skills and knowledge of human nature. You were so good at comforting that girl when she was so upset, and your excellent Spanish certainly communicated far more to her than my limited Spanish ever could.

MDE is on my "someday" list, and I hope you enjoy yourself with the paisas. Remember, the third stroke should be dedicated to me. Not *every* third stroke but just the third stroke. You could also say during mid-stroke, "This one's for El Ciego." I guarantee it will blow her mind, whoever she is.

Buen viaje, caballero. Cuidate.

Paul
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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

And I thought you were a conservative.

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Patriot: Ice Road Trucking through the Bearing Sea to recovery

Sometimes, in our maturity and wrapped up in our first world problems, to a 22 year old, her problems are the biggest thing to hit her in the last 20 years.

I once had an old sergeant tell me, to just remember. "Whatever problem you have, it ain't nothing but a thing. It can't kill you, and it can't eat you."

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"I'm not one those pathetic lietuenant colonels working a silly civilian job, working out two hours a day trying to reclaim a body they lost 20 years ago and four hours a night completing War College by correspondence in a sad attempt at colonel. Tyler Durden told us [i]'Self improvement is masturbation[/i].' My mid-life crisis is going to involve a new sports car, or the zoftig redhead with daddy issues in accounting, or better yet, racking up frequent flyer miles going to Pattaya."