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The fourm will change f*ck to phuck if I'm not mistaken.

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Not banned yet...

Not ALL of them apparently,,,,,,,

Phuck the fuckin' (phucking) newbies,,,,,,

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Reviews with Name, Where we can find her, Description (Height, weight, measurements (best guesses will do just fine)), and a rundown on services provided (and yes, YMMV is understood) would be GREATLY appreciated.

My dos centavos on chubby chicas,
In 2007 i went on my first ever mongering trip to Rio de Janerio. Six months, or maybe more I started reading all i could find in the scene in Rio mostly on another board ISG ( International Sex Guide). Everything I was reading was positive especially on the type if gals I like (thin petite), then after about 3 months of diligent research the tone on the board changed that were laments on the quality of Helpe gals had surely declined to a lot more heavier, more plain looking gals not the usual number of stunners and quality that had always been there up to now.

Fast forward to my first night in Rio, took the obligatory cab to Helpe, paid my cover and enerred up those famous stairs, took the k]left turn, and my jaw must have hit the floor. In front of me was he best party I had ever seen, 300 plus gals, music all dancing. Maybe i am hust easy to please but all in all IMHO there were 95% were 7 or better, of course there were a few clunkres, but also in that regard to each his own what may be my 8+ may be your 3-.

So the point to this is YMMGV ( your millage may greatly vary)


AM Costa Riva just had an article about sex workers in San Jose they stated that there were approximately 500 in the area. So if you can't find some that trip your trigger, check your pulse, or sexual orientation

Bobby

PS... that trip kinda did ruin me so far now women phuck you like Brazilians, some come close.
cuz they know how and really like to.

Phuck the fuckin' (phucking) newbies,,,,,, [/quote]

Nice, thanks for the blessing for me joining this site. Thanks for the civility. I'm not even 4 posts in and get shit...

InTheHills

And believe it or not CRT has improved too

Instead of every inquiry/question being met with a response of "do a search" (although I'd like to see a little - not much, just a little research before asking really basic questions that have been asked 100 times - and before you tell me well, maybe its not basic to the guy asking, you have to be totally clueless not to know questions concerning best places to stay, Mp's, anything related to the Hotel Del Rey, and about a 100 other topics have been covered and covered)

Still Srlim is 100% correct; despite the BS - which every board has, not just CRT - there is a ton of good info to be had here

Sheesh. I'll give ya 1,000 Colones - go buy a sense of humor.

Are you an internet board newbie as well as new to CRT ?

See these ? ----> They are "emoticons". They are available to further "explain" what is written as it is often very easy to MISinterpret what someone writes.

It was a JOKE. It simply showed that f*uck didn't ALWAYS come out as a "ph".

If that's the thickest yer "skin" is gonna be yer not gonna have a good time on ANY internet board.



Oh, BTW, welcome to the bored,,,,,,,,

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Reviews with Name, Where we can find her, Description (Height, weight, measurements (best guesses will do just fine)), and a rundown on services provided (and yes, YMMV is understood) would be GREATLY appreciated.

Thank you for the kind welcome. Am I supposed to be "bored" now, too?

InTheHills

I was at HLH for Labor Day and I was stunned by them all...one in particular...making a return trip in early November. I know the chance is slim but is there any way to hook up again...

HLH, good chance (above 50%). It is her "Place of Employment" .

Del Rey and sim others, not so much. We all see the 5% "I see her everytime I am here" girls, but truth is that many are short timers, or move to different locals.

If you let someone(CRT) know who you want, odds are you can get her intel and contact info so you can get in touch with her in November.

Now that's better,,,,,,,

The apparent misspelling was on purpose - that's pretty much all I am lately - bored - maybe 'cause I'm not down in San Jose ?

Anyway, yeah, ball busting is pretty common in a LOT of places.

Take it or not, my advice would be to just assume everyone is "playin'"; until it's obvious they're not. Then again, WTF do *I* know ?!?!?!

Enjoy your time here in the looney bin,,,,,,,

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Reviews with Name, Where we can find her, Description (Height, weight, measurements (best guesses will do just fine)), and a rundown on services provided (and yes, YMMV is understood) would be GREATLY appreciated.

From what I have been reading, looney bin fits about right. A very informed and interesting looney bin, though

You were never a newbie?

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I am NOT a Cien Boy!!

So it's not OK to Phuck around with the newbies but it's OK to call the girls "whores" ?

OK, got it.


Sure I was a newbie at one time and I got my balls busted just as much if not more.

So tell me. Did you actually read the preceding posts ??? You know, the ones where the newbie and I kissed and made nice ?

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Reviews with Name, Where we can find her, Description (Height, weight, measurements (best guesses will do just fine)), and a rundown on services provided (and yes, YMMV is understood) would be GREATLY appreciated.

Of course, we all were (yup, even me ) - the better point is some new to Costa Rica (and the hobby ) had a little more comon sense, brains, life experiences, and less overall cluelessness than others - not naming names, but some guys I wonder about how they got through life being so dumb...........

Hilarious..and some guys stay newbies...but what does that word mean anyway? As soon as a guy see's a chica who they think is hot, she's prolly gonna werk you over like a newbie so what does it matter..?

Maybe it isn't practical short term advice, but if you learn spanish and can converse, flirt, joke etc..freely with the chicas..not just ha-ha fake shit small talk; that newbie shit is out the window...the converse of that applies also..


Cujo

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