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Heeeeerrrrre’s Johnnie….

First on a somber note… Condolences to our Brother Flanders …

“Our death is not an end if we can live on in our Ch*ldren and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. “ ~Albert Einstein

Godspeed….


What have I missed… ??? Where Have I Been…. ??? When will this Thing Ever End…??

Props to Admin 1 for keeping this Locomotion Running at Full Steam Ahead.. Membership now over 2000 Strong and to think Only Four Months away and it will be Celebration #2 for CRT.

Let me say Happy Birthday CRT just in case I fall back into hibernation again. I do hope that our Fearless Leader is Buffed from all those recent Trips to RIO. I hear those Zona Girls are aching to get another chance at that Hairy Chest of his… Your Chair is waiting and the Last Dance will be yours….

Thanks for all the kind words of thoughts over the past few months. Many know nothing of me or my ways… and All for the better I would say. However for the ones that have allowed me to be a part of your Mongering Deeds I say Hello, Hola, and for our Rio’Fites.. Ola, Oi, Bom dia, Boa tarde.

It would take me months to back track all that has been happening since January but sadly it looks like I missed the Dino and his Roast… Happy B-Day D…

You are a Legend in the Eyes of All Those Colombianas.. I really do need to get a Pair of those Walking Shorts and a couple of those Special F*K Me Pull Over Tops you seem to wear all the Time and No Need for a Gym Workout for you my friend… The Action you get between CR and RIO would make any Young Whipper Snap Buckle at the Knees….

We talk a lot about Wingman and the Importance of having a Good One… With Sir Dino at your side you Do Not even have to Take Off for all the Bootie you can handle will be at your Beck and Call…. Cheers to the Dino!!

Witling My Brother… Hope I do see you in September; I miss being the brunt of all your jokes…. Did I ever tell you I wear Ear Plugs..??

Ruffnutz another Cracker from Georgia… I was born in Hot Atlanta so we both have TWO Things at least in common. The other is our Divine Admiration for our Oasis Queen CINDY…. My Blue Jean Babe!!! I’ll give this to You Did Scored the Numbers. I always knew Never to Question Admin 1’s Abilities to Score “The Number” but you are up there as a True Mongerloid. Thanks for all the kind words mi amigo.

Papichullo, I Can Never forget You and our Leader at Kamur with your “K” Girl back last September. My Only fault was when I revisited Kamur in December to scope out your babe I didn’t do a Private Photo Shoot for your Book of Sins… She would have been a Great Figure Model Except she is like the Eveready Bunny And Oh is She is always ..The Most Ever Ready!!! I did mention your name and off she went in a Chant “Pappi Chuuulooo, Pappie Chuuulooo”. Never did see her after that, I think she went into the back room and had Phone Sex with you or something..??

Still had a great time at Kamur with the Help of Mighty1 and his Now Famous Nemo’s that Light Up. Especially when they’re placed in just the Right Spots!

Koppite; My Canadian Friend from the North…. You are “THE” Defending CRT Golf Champion. Just Remember it was all about my Sticks so Remember This Year…. “Be the Johnnie” just say that over and over again… If your Lucky I may let you play with my Balls… or better yet play with my Novia’s Sister…But we won’t go there now Will We….

Don Gordo, Bad news that turned into good… Your Safe and another story to tell by the Legend of All Legends… First Time Lifetime Member of CRT and this was your First Roll Job in 60 Visits <We’re not counting the ROLL Jobs you done at all them MP’s> … What the F… You should have hit them Bastards over the Head with those Over Sized Beads I gave you at Gatsby’s… Had you been wearing them they would have thought you to be Sweet and left you alone… Kidding aside glad to see you OK… Looking forward to our next Smoke..

Tman, Prolijo two of the best pens on the board. Miss reading both of your post and the intellect that drives the brains cells to say at time “What’d he Say”.??

Take an Asian living in Florida Nick Name him Joe #1015 and send him to CR for Nine Trips and then tell me what you got…. Easy Answer… You get Hung-Lo.

Hey Brother thanks for writing and you're like Fine Wine getting better ever trip to the Bar. Hope the Chicas are appreciating the Goodwill and Manners you give… makes up for all of us other Degenerates that Wham Bam and them Scram…

Vegas Bob I miss you Man… Your Casa de Roberto in the Sky is Grand… By now it is the One Stop Destination for all New Chicas entering the business. Thinking of getting a T-Shirt made for you that reads “Trained by Roberto”… or was that Spoiled.. AH Not going there….

Hey VB sorry about missing the Festa in April just could not get away. The Highlight of that Trip was to be that Outing at your Play Palace. Fun Sun and many of your Fine Felines Lounging at the Pool or in your Jacuzzi. Dangit anyways.. Send Me Pictures!! PS: How’s My Daisy Dukes Doing… I hear that she is getting a little worn around the Edges or the Rim…<Inside joke to jizlick and Friends>

Ok enough already about the Ones I love… Mighty1, Nasty1 Gringotim we have to get another Tampa Meet together and drown our woe’s at Hooter Heaven…

Admin1 Your buying the Next Round Let me Know When and Where …. I can think of a Few Nice Places about 8 ½ hours away… Any Suggestions..??

Not going to bore anyone with Life’s Trials and Tribulations. We all have them and we Just Deal the Best we can. I haven’t forgotten all the Good from this Membership and for the New Breed that Inhabits this Turf you are ALL In Good Company!!!

Pura Vida..

Vamos, Tchau, Adeus, Boa noite, Ate Logo, and Goodbye!!

Johnnie Black / JB

Johnnie, good to hear you are alive and kicking, been reading a lot of posts wondering where you were....

You going to be down for the Anniversary party...Just waiting for flights to get back under $ 400 to book.

Hope to meet you then

CG

Johnnie, good to hear from you again! I was getting worried, but Admin1
informed me you were OK. Yeah, we'll definitely have to have another Tampa CRT meeting one of these days. Actually I'd rather have a meeting in CR, but I suppose that's the next best thing. Damn, I haven't
been to CR in so long, it's pathetic. Hell, the last time I was there (well over a year ago) the Cafe Del Rey was still in the BM. Oh well, maybe later this year.

(PS: I haven't forgotten about that bottle of Centenario! I still owe you!)

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

JB:
friend and Brother Welcome back, I knew all those hours spending over Pimsleur Portugese would get you back here.....

Your right the next check is on me, though I doubt we will have to wait to Novemeber to pick it up... then again it costs us more at the outback then it does for a VIP PARTY AT HELP! Jeez, talk about Gringo inflation....

Great to have you back!!!!!!!!!!!! See you soon...

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

My, oh my, oh my...

Guess who's back, back again.
Johnnie's back, tell a friend.

It's good to see your name on the board again...you've been missed, and it's been too damn long.

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

Hola mi hermano!

Missed your wit and insight here-and would love to see you in September at the Valle del Sol. You know I love you like a brotha-but playing with your balls I will leave to the novia AND her sister!!!

Take Care and Stay Well.

I miss you here my friend. But mostly the chicas miss you. They forgot your name,but they keep asking me "Roberto,where you friend with all the hundred dollar bills?" I just know that it is you they are talking about.

Glad to see you back! Will be great to catch up with you at the anniversary party!

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

JB wrote:


JB, welcome back and thank you for the birthday wish. Yes, sadly I am a legend in my own mind. BTW, thank you for the compliment..but I have to wonder though...is that you talking or is that the liquor talking? Maybe I should start sending you money instead of all these Colombianas.

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Live today as it was your last day, for tomorrow may never come.

JB,
Soon, mi hermano, very, very soon.

Wit

JB...I sent a possee out looking for you...guess it worked . Hope you are ready to move back into your groove thang...and who knows...I may be joining you and the Gman for that free tab in S Florida someday soon. Looking forward to lighter and better times...

Keep spreadin the love...

I’m really feeling the Love Now… Heck I just gave myself a Big Hug!!

I’m just sitting here watching that Show called the Deadliest Catch…. Alaskan Fisherman risking Life and Limb to put Food on the Table…. Money in their Pockets..

Really Intense Showing and I have all the Respect in the World for these Adventure Seekers and Stalwarts.

How many here are able Catch and Release or is your Deadliest Catch the One that Emotional Cripples you for Weeks, Months or even Years…?

Seasoned Mongers have many Notches Displayed and Grandiose Stories of the Ultimate Tasty Tuna or the Snook that’s a Crook <No Pun intended for our Beloved Snooky>. Our Fishing Holes are numerous and are pinpointed all over the Globe and all that Spawning that takes place is Legendary…

It’s all about the Thrill and the Adventures we crave although not as harrowing as the Real Mcoy’s but in some cases it can be the Deadliest Catch.

I hope to soon take my Rod and Reel and Drop Anchor in Someone’s Watering Hole.. But until my Boat of Dreams Rev’s it’s Engine I’ll be taking notes from all you Captains, Pirates and Fish Ticklers….

Johnnie B. / JB

VB now the word is out…. But you have it all wrong they were asking for your Friend with all the Seman not with all the Ciens…

Besides you know that I count on you to broker my deals…. No Way would you allow me to fork over that Dreaded word C-note. That is unless you guide me to The Panamanian Daisy… A rather Bodacious Tart and one that has <$> <$> for eyes.

JB

Gringotim…. Forgot about that Rum Run I did for you way back when….

Next Time I’ll bring back a Bartender that can Shake, Stir, and Spin that Rum like there’s no tomorrow…. Any suggestions to who….??

JB

Dino…Negative on the Liquor Talking however there have been many times when I think that the Bottle whispers in my ear and say’s “One More and she will Look Like a Queen in White Satin Sheets…”

As far as sending me Money it’s not really a good choice there. I’ll just spend it on all those Colombianas that you shuffle away. All them Broken Hearts are mine for the Mending if only they wouldn’t ask me to Pay!

Looks like the Maiden Voyage in November to the Land of Three Letters will include the Mighty1 and Tman… Nasty1 is also thinking about Sunny Beaches and Tanfastic Babes in Spaghetti Straps.

With Admin1 and the Likes of “The Dino” this Trip should be one to remember…. Looking forward to talking to you about the ways of your world and I really do need to hit the Gym…Have to get that Cardio Going to keep pace with this Crew!!!

Does one Arm Curls with a 4oz Pour Count as a Work-Out….??

JB