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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:51 pm 
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An old friend turned me on to this book “Assholes Finish First” and I was initially offended when he said he thought of me when he read the book. He and I have known each other over 30 years, so I know he enjoys messing with me. He’s way more proper and gentile than I’ve ever been. The arthor, Tucker Max is a true Whore Dawg. I’m but a Slut Puppy in Training.

The Save-A-Ho story hit too close to home. ;-) Other stories in the book reminded me of the stories we CRT dudes all have enjoyed in Costa Rica, Colombia, Dominican Republic, etc. It's like a book of Trip Stories on CRT.

Here’s a link to the Amazon web page if you want to see a preview of the book: http://www.amazon.com/Assholes-Finish-F ... nish+First


AND here is a link to the Tucker Max website where more crazy shit is there for your enjoyment: http://www.tuckermax.com/

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:59 pm 
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I am a huge tucker max fan from way back. that is his 2nd book. the first was i hope they serve beer in hell and they made a movie out of it as well. movie was nowhere near as good as the book though.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:53 pm 
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i was introduced to Tucker Max a few years back...his worst stories are way better than my best ones...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:34 am 
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Never heard of thid dude. Great thanks for the intro! Really need some laughs right about now...


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:38 pm 
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I met Tucker in DC. He is exactly who he portrays in his stories. He has no filter and no shame - love him or hate him, he could give a Phuck less.

I was doing pretty well with a hot Asian girl I'd just met, and Tucker C*ck blocked me. It was a fine demonstration of how fame and notoriety are a total panty-dropper. Once he told her who he was, it was over. He asked if she took it in the ass in the first 2 minutes of conversation and she said not yet, and he said he'd call her around midnight to come over. She gave him her number and he told her to go away before he changed his mind. And she did. I couldn't be mad, it was phucking hilarious. :-)

For all his antics and bullshit though, he's no dummy. He knows exactly what he is doing and gets paid well for it, along with having all the perks of being the famous bad-boy raiding college towns on book signings and speaking tours. He doesn't pay for his drinks and never has to try to get laid, and has become wealthy along the way. Sure he puts in the work to market himself. But I gotta admire anyone who gets rich doing what they love to do.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:20 pm 
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Thanks for the link Lennydo! :D


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