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Hey,

I became a member and looking at staying at HLH for a few nights.
I know there is a vip discount and a discount if you stay there.

What I wanted to know what does the $40 get you typically? Just a massage session with a HJ or is that rate typically good for a hour GFE type of a session?

If you stay at HLH, the price "for one of the self-employed, independent girls who just happen to be working in the bar at HLH when you are there" is $35 for an hour in our own room on your own sheets. That does not include any propina that you'll probably be inspired to provide.

You will typically get "the time of your life!" But remember, as always, YMMV.

Some of the girls will have some restrictions on what they will provide, so you need to clarify anything that you specifically you want before you pull the trigger. But, as a rule, the HLH girls have earned a reputation for outstanding service. Many dudes would say that HLH has several of SJ's all-time, all-stars.

RAC

$40 will also get you a couple of Cohiba Robustos.

Unfortunately I don't smoke...makes HLH an odd choice from their primary advertisement

In a box with a glass top???????????????????

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You mean that box I have might be fake?!?

The guy in front of the HDR assured me they were real

Now you know Scuba that all of the hustlers working outside the DR are honest!!

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If a guy outside the DR sold me a little blue pill and I got an "outstanding" boner in the room, should I thank the guy or the girl???????????

$40 will also get you a couple of Cohiba Robustos.[/quote]

In a box with a glass top???????????????????[/quote]


You mean that box I have might be fake?!?

The guy in front of the HDR assured me they were real [/quote]

Now you know Scuba that all of the hustlers working outside the DR are honest!! [/quote]


You have a better chance of seeing Jesus vs an honest vendor

Lets Hijack this thread - I'll list who I hate that hangs out in front of the HDR:

The cigar sellers with their phoney cohibas (in the glass top box )
The sunglass sellers with their fake Ray Bans
Ditto for the fake rolex sellers
The blood pressure asshole with his phoney white uniform
The old American cunt collecting for wayard prostitutes (believe me, I've contributed - just not to her)
The guy selling the bird you can play like a flute
The "one coin" dirty drug addict K*ds (vaporize the little fucks)
The rip off taxi drivers who ask if they can help you - while asking if you need any drugs, viagara, etc - turn on your meter, for starters, asshole.....

I'm sure I've missed a few, but from my list I guess you could deduce I don't like any of the annoying assholes - and you would be correct




Thank God - b/c who knows wether its really genaric "V" or a sugar pill

The guy smoking the La Gloria outside the DR.
The guy who is selling the fake "The Joy of Cooking" to seabreeze

If you need advice on any of the Chicas present at HLH, either ask management which one's had good reports or ask the guys present. We tend not to mess with other guy's heads, and if you have a particular sexual notion (anal, salad tossing, whatever)--we've heard it all before, so don't be shy. Besides the HDR itself, HLH is the fantasy come true.

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"Amen, brother"-ED

Lets Hijack this thread - I'll list who I hate that hangs out in front of the HDR:

The cigar sellers with their phoney cohibas (in the glass top box )
The sunglass sellers with their fake Ray Bans
Ditto for the fake rolex sellers
The blood pressure asshole with his phoney white uniform
The old American cunt collecting for wayard prostitutes (believe me, I've contributed - just not to her)
The guy selling the bird you can play like a flute
The "one coin" dirty drug addict K*ds (vaporize the little fucks)
The rip off taxi drivers who ask if they can help you - while asking if you need any drugs, viagara, etc - turn on your meter, for starters, asshole.....

I'm sure I've missed a few, but from my list I guess you could deduce I don't like any of the annoying assholes - and you would be correct :[/quote]
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The 2 I hate the most are:

1- the sumbitch that shines shoes. He used to pester me in front of the Presidente but was run off. Now I have the pleasure of him pestering me at the DR.
2- the guy selling fake toupees. I bought one for WiseAsh but some chick of his tore it to pieces. I think the "hair" came from a Tico's pubes

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The 2 I hate the most are:

1- the sumbitch that shines shoes. He used to pester me in front of the Presidente but was run off. Now I have the pleasure of him pestering me at the DR.
2- the guy selling fake toupees. I bought one for WiseAsh but some chick of his tore it to pieces. I think the "hair" came from a Tico's pubes [/quote]



Oh, yeah, the shoeshine guy - I encountered him at the Prez too when I stayed there - at least this fool had persistance (if I told him I'd let him shine my shoes, he never let me forget it - and being in sales for 35 years, I on one level kind of admired his persistance

I also admired that unlike the rest, he provided a legit product (a shine) vs so many of the scammers and was not afraid to work - he did border on the pain in the ass, but again, I always let him do a shine.

As to the toupee, She likely used it to paste some hair on her cunt - Bruce likes 'em shaved!

Bruce already wears a toupee - in conjunction with a hair weave Seriously, on that one, you are on your own!

Ok.who tosses the salad at HLH. THIS i find hard to find.
Could be my roids..... but i would like to find the babes that do this.

I can think of one right off the top of my head that will do that. Shes been there awhile. Still have not pulled the trigger with her for some reason.. maybe in November

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