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What a computer is supposed to do.

I love this! This is what a computer is supposed to do! Click on the link below and then type in your handle...

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html




I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once - or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible - and I believed them.

Teach a Ch*ld to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One good thing about egotists. They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmmmmm?

I used to be indecisive, Now I'm not sure.

How can there be self help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus,(I just had to do this...I looked in the Thesaurus for another word for thesaurus, this is what I was told. The word 'Thesaurus' isn't in the thesaurus.


If swimming is so good for your figure, How do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:

means a smile and
is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
and
respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

Someone's got WAY too much time on their hands!!! (LOL)

BTW Aldo. Great Assicons!!!!

Mikey-B

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I love these Steven Wright thingies. And the "assicons' are nifty too.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

That was definitely not worthy of digging up after 6 years. And on that note, how did mega-choad Scuba1 let this thread go 6 years without scolding the OP for the title? Must be slippin.

Nah, not really......Actually, I just saw the post/thread - and I was not posting back in '06, although I was a CRT member.

But now that you mention it......

(I know you are yanking my chain a little, 8ball, and that's OK - I can dish it as well as take it - not to get serious <especially in this section > if you knew how pissed many ticos get over gringos using the term - I had one tico compare it to a white person using the "N" word to describe a black person - it somewhat explains why I get so exersized over the misuse of the term - why be ignorant, and why risk giving offense when its so easy to avoid - Oh, and if that makes me a "choad" - whatever the Phuck that means - I guess I'm guilty )

Curious about the term, I looked up "mega-choad/chode". Wooof: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 953AAaL2S7
but assuredly good smack talk.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED