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Cali, it sould be Calidiacortiondude
you get it

Is it time to shave my balls
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Started with Psychman, due to my profession. Changed it for a variety of reasons. One, it seems to make me a target for periodic lurkers who would call me "Psychoman" and such (happens in ISG still). Actually wish I did not change it, but oh well.

Changed it to Hank Daman a few years ago, as Hank is perhaps the hardest name for Latinas to pronounce. No words start with hard "H"s, and the K at the end of words is a killer. I usually introduce myself as Hank, and the joy of having them struggle with how to say it is solid gold. It often sounds like "Ang" which is usually what one of my wingman winds up calling me.

Nothing like hearing in the heat of passion, Mas duro Ang, cogeme dura Ang, chapame dulce Ang...

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Lou Reed

What an ingenious application of mind technology the Username: and Password

Warning: This has to be something other than your real name.
Once entered properly lets you into the game.

What do I do, who should I be?
How do I remember, a Username for me?
It can be letters or numbers, case sensitive too.
One wrong keystroke and you’ll never get thru.

Think, Think, what it could be, maybe a series that I’ve seen on TV.
PerryMason, TheBeaver, Maverick, Popeye,
None of those seem to really appeal to my eye.

I do like the sound of Untouchables; however I’m actually hoping to catch a feel.
Could my handle be Chips or Vegas I do need all favors when making the deal.

There’s the Rifleman, Lawman and a show called Rawhide.
But in these days of days those names sound like guys who like guys.

Have to choose a name that represents a theme.

How about my first cream girl ~ IDreamOfJeannie ~
Always like girls in low cut bikinis.

Maybe it’s Soprano or that horse named MrEd.
Dexter, The Fugitive, would generate response in a thread.

MyFavoriteMartian has extra letters to type.
This could be better for all that security and hype.

No this name has to be simple and very easy to remember.
How about my Birthday it’s in September.
That’s the usual time for me to visit CR.
But how will my name be used at the bar?

Back to the series of shows on TV,
What could my handle, my tag-line, my username be?

Let’s see I use to watch Carson, Snyder, and Ted.
It was a lot of late night viewing while Phuckin in bed.

I’m thinking these TV Series names will not work after all.
I have something better that I could use to recall.

I like to drink Whisky and Johnnie is the name.
He has several cousins of color, very popular but not the same.
Let’s see there’s Red, Gold, Green and Big Special Blue,
He’s very expensive when purchased new.

Johnnie Black with a splash is the beverage I drink.
It all began tending bars behind the three little sinks.
I’m still in the business of alcoholic drinks.
Instead of serving whisky I manage a sales force link.

Now you have insight to the journey I took
To find a Username that really works.
We all enjoy drinking a fine beverage of choice
Some kind of recipe that makes the lips all wet and moist.

Combined with pleasure as a perfect mix.
Made better with new friends, and smoking hot chicks

Some may find this post a bit long and lame;
It’s all about how I came about my username!

Looking forward to my next trip on “da plane”
I’ll be the one drinking a Johnnie Walker Black Whisky

Whose Username is the same! ... Johnnie Black ...

JB

Awesome.

P.S. In Miami I've been known to raise more hell than Hungry Joe and Chief White Halfoat combined.

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Johnnie Black....I did not know that about you. Good post.

Special K inquired about my handle. BTW, and don't get excited...but I've been eating Special K for the last decade....cereal that is. Good quality leche (not CR puke) with some blueberries and a dash of Sweet' n low... yum yum.

As for my handle. I walked on to the circus lot at Florida State Univ. in 1964. I had always been a performer since I took tap, ballet and tumbling since I was 9 yrs. old. Watching these college students practicing was a turn on....and yes I was hooked. I trained on a high wire only 3' off the ground for a couple of months. Then it went to 6' and I trained on that while learning to juggle, do a balance roller act and several other acts. It became an obsession. Not only to master these skills but hopefully be able to perform.

In 1966 I auditioned on the 20' high wire and as a result became a member of the act. Scared the shit out of me at first but that was a plus. Never overestimate one's capabilities because it can make your careless.

I enjoyed performing at FSU and at Callaway Gardens in Georgia. Later after a tour in Vietnam I came back sort of lost. Went to Grad school and again performed in the circus. It helped to cure the military ghosts inside of me.

Did a brief stint in Sarasota at Ringling Brothers Circus during their winter quarters performing for tourists. Damn, the wire was at 28'....Shit.

That is why my handle is "Circus" ...and proud of it.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

That's absolutely fantastic Circus!! Great story behind the handle!! I thank you for your service as well.

I am old school when it comes to automobiles. I like fast cars and and women built for speed.
I restore cars as a hobby and have an assortment of ten or so muscle cars. My numbers correct
59 vette is my most prized automobile. My handle should probably be" licker license" because I worked
in the liquor industry for years. I am asked many times why I do not take them to car shows. My reply is cars are made to drive and if I cannot spin the tires its not my thing. Who likes to watch paint dry?
I just thought of another handle that might fit my personality. "burnin Rubber"

Simple answer I have no imagination. Accurate answer it's a name I acquired in Vietnam. No one can pronounce my last name the first two letters of are le by default became Lee. Kind of liked it so I have used it with strangers ever since 1970.

Lee

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Circus great thread you have started here!
I really enjoyed the back stories from you and others with naming rights and reasons for being. In most cases you can find interesting characters (literally and figuratively) hiding in the shadows or living in pseudonymity.

Now what is the genesis of these CRT Handles and what do they mean?

Highlights of CRT Class of 2003
DonGordo, SafaDino, Prolijo, Papichullo, PacoLoco, Witling, Mighty1, Tman, Snooky, Gringotim, Buzzfla, Downabdup, VegasBob, Shamas, Don Papi, Nucknfuts, Zigmonger, Twarag, Sir Splooge, Koppite, Flander, Hoserack, Cyrus, Easy, Osgood, Senordos, Seahawk, Pidd, Goal, LVSteve, Firedude, Jazz Musician, Dave

Highlights of CRT Top Posters Club 900-1000
Mucho Gusto, Irish Drifter, Scubabum, Jamrock60, Ruffnutz, Orange, Spanky, Cujo’s, El Ciego, Thirdworld, El Silencioso, Phoenix, Rising, Bktuna, GetRhythm, RBC100, Dapanz1, Bilko, DiegoC, Chilimike, Traylor Park, Santas Bro, Steven1, HikerTom, Texas&Vegas, Hand-Solo, Scuba1, SinCity, Bondtrader, Del Rey Dave, Latinoheat69, Grey Ghost, Puravidatransport, EsposoDeBarbie, 911 Driver, K-Paxian,

Other CRT's of Interest listed here
Murfman, Srilm, Dr.Mario, Seawub, *******, Zunbake3, Obi-Wan, Taz, San Te, Firestorm, Rascal, Question, SexxyGirl, Lennydo, Haywood Jablommi, LaDiablo, Coqui, CostaKid, Luvsack, SpeakNo, Isra123, Hjones, Captain1962, Kustupf88, Icantstayaway, Thirdworld, Malepig, Jawanker, Xpatriot, Goingsouthsoon, FadeIntoObscurity, Koolaidkid, Tinman, TimBones, Juilliano, Skyxchef, WiseAsh, Joenasty1976, Kb9ora, DGB, Bilko, Defender121, Devo, Freerain, Ilv4play, Krico, Mugsy, Seabreeze, Dragon, Baseball721, Versatile, Sr Miguel, Rolleratnight, Jacoret, Miles Finch… I could not find a CRT member named Angry Inch!

JB

I was given the name by a lovely Chinese lady in an AMP. I used to have a goatee, and she said, "You look like Santa's Bro"!!!

Health & happiness to all..........

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

Mine I actually "stole' from an acquantance who used it in his aol email address years ago. Have no I idea what it means except for the bake part as his last name was Baker. I have no clue why I chose it, just random I guess.

JB...that's quite a list. How in the hell did you remember that many handles? Just think how much CR rambling that bunch did.

Before 2003, there were those and some other well known gents. Only a few of us remember them, especially the pre-2001 names in Costaricasex.com. Several years ago I tried to get Rico, the former Admin, to pull up some of the postings from back then. He said many were lost but a number of them were on a disk. Would be interesting to revive them for current members of this site to see.

If anyone runs into Rico, ask him about it.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

and all this time i thought your handle came from a well know magazine

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Not again Pops !!!

You miserable fool, here you go again...making up crap. Circus performer, college man...Hahahaha. Shit, you spent most of your teen years in and out of reform school. They use to call you "the collector." Yea, running around the streets at night collecting other people's hubcaps and what ever else you could steal. In and out of work and phucking the ugliest pigs that you picked up at sleazy bars and taverns. I wasn't around then but your brother later told me about your senseless ass.

I can't imagine what Mom saw in you. The only good thing you made was me but it hasn't been good being in the Circus family. It's been 10 years since you left Mom and me. Now all you do is live in that dilapidated trailer next to the city dump while you drink beer and roam the west side looking for scrap. If it wasn't for that disability check you are stealing from the government you would be sleeping under the bridge. Disable....The only disability you have is that 2" pecker, beer belly and body odor. You're deplorable.

Circus star....geezzz, get a grip. Why don't you tell the truth to these members about your real circus experience......carney jobs. Shoveling shit out of the agricultural exhibits, cleaning out the garbage cans, guessing peoples weight and other rip offs in the midway. You've spent several stints at the prison pea farm for cheating on shell games at the fair. You really stunk up the place.

The closest you've been to the circus was when they exhibited "Mildred" the elephant at the Jacksonville fair several years ago. That's right, you were shoveling her shit in the afternoons.

Listen you old fart. Quit posting on this venue with your lying tales of yesteryear. BTW, Mom called the cops on you again. You keep shooting seagulls and rats at the dump. You are just pitiful.

Your loving son.....yeah, right !!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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