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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:29 pm 
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A young cowboy goes off to college.

Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.

He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.

But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicking back in the recliner and reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The K*D went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:15 pm 
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1Black wrote:
Women walks into a neighborhood bar and starts pounding Schlitz beers. After about 20 beers she's stone drunk and passes out.

The lowlife patrons in the bar, carry her in the back room and pull a train, and then get her a cab.

Next day she walks back into the same bar. The shocked bartender nerviously says " hey, hi there, what will you have a Schlitz". She replys, " Oh no, give me a Bud, that schlitz makes my pu$sy hurt".



Maybe it is me, but I don't get it. What do you mean by "pull a train?"


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:05 pm 
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Panther wrote:
1Black wrote:
Women walks into a neighborhood bar and starts pounding Schlitz beers. After about 20 beers she's stone drunk and passes out.

The lowlife patrons in the bar, carry her in the back room and pull a train, and then get her a cab.

Next day she walks back into the same bar. The shocked bartender nerviously says " hey, hi there, what will you have a Schlitz". She replys, " Oh no, give me a Bud, that schlitz makes my pu$sy hurt".



Maybe it is me, but I don't get it. What do you mean by "pull a train?"


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:54 am 
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Maybe it is me, but I don't get it. What do you mean by "pull a train?"

It is slang for 'Get in line (train) for your gang bang turn'.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:29 pm 
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Yes, "pulling a train" means a women getting gang banged by multiple partners, I probably should of used gang bang instead of a slang term.

So she assumed that the certain brand of beer, Schlitz that she was drinking caused her pu$sy to hurt, not knowing that the twenty or more drunks that pounded the hell out of her while she was passed out, actually caused it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:56 pm 
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Thanks to all for the explanation. I got it once LuvSac explained the term.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:57 pm 
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One day Steve's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting to her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home.

When Steve's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in your son's closet."

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

After an uncomfortable minute of silence she finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I DON'T think we should spank him."


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:12 am 
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A guy gets a call at work from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also drank all of his beer and raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they phucked my wife after only five beers!”

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:03 pm 
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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:54 am 
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I received the following from, at best, "an associate", who resides on "the border":

"While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombshe was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps."

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