www.CostaRicaTicas.com

...once ran a marathon because it was on his way...

an ongoing thing--watchu got?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Drank 25 Imperials and still managed to get it up, no, wait, that's me.
But frankly, I'm not that interesting. Obviously

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

I got too many to post http://memegenerator.net/The-Most-Inter ... -The-World

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

"When he was born, he breast-fed his Mother"

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Voted San Jose's #1 Maripepino

"I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer dos boobies"

"He counted to infinity. Twice"

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Voted San Jose's #1 Maripepino

Once mounted Hurricane Hattie $ Sailed her Southern Crouch...

...keeps Boyd Burton's pic as wallpaper, a reminder of a hot competitor draftin' his ass and lookin' to pass.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Most Interesting Man in the World

Once drank cat piss, now he demands to be called Puss C

When told by the doctor his pecker would never grow bigger, joined the Mile High Club.

Once met a Beautiful Brazilian girl in Club Helpe,
Instead of just taking a V-Pill he mixed it with a Ambien just so he could sleep Phuck into the next day!

By the way that was a true story RE: Admin 1

Stay Thirsty my Friends

JB

...does not always have an erection when alone, but when he does he prefers to beat it like it owes him money.
hj


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Keep your mouth closed and men will think you are stupid; Open it and remove all doubt!

He doesn't read books, he writes them.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

I don't always bang chicas, but when I do, I prefer Colombians

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

He once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left it was just the Islands.

He used his considerable, magical talents to transform HLH into what we have today. And it took him only a few months.

RAC

One day He thought made a mistake, the first of his life-- but on retrospect, he discovered he wrong

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end