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An engineer dies and goes to hell.


Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.


After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."


Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."


God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

that slays me. thanks for propping up the engineers

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When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.

hate'm til you need'm. Have they made themselves so necessary? Yes, but what's the alternative?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED