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super inflated gringo prices..should be 750 to a grand with good attorney...half up front ...the other half just before you go "with them" to get your cedula.....all in ..includes bribing the appropriate parties....takes a couple months...anything else is inflated gringo rape...or you can get a super fast track all in ...all legal ..apostilled documented for 3.5k now in a couple weeks...used to be 2.5.lots of guys used to get their nica maids and K*ds on the fasttrack to avoid the hassle of the even more incompetent and corrupt than costa rica... nica civil service ..go figure...most people get it because theyre relatively new and leaving the country presents logistical and financial hassles...and panic thinking about being cut off from abundant cheappussy after a life fat gringas and sneering old women in the mall theres lots of options ...countries..visit panama ...colombia..guatemala..argentina...not just the tourist hotspots..or capitals..you can live cheaper and better in all these places than costa rica...cr is close enough to visit often and knock of the edges..its a shithole and getting deeper...if your life is centered around getting residence or acceptance in costa rica ...you belong here for sure.. costa rica much more than greece is drowning in debt..the u s is constantly restructuring their debt thru trade concessions..and backhand aid thru world bank and subsidiary agencies..sadly ...the residence scam is just selling more goofy way expensive cars.. homes... dreams... nonexistent medical care... to some mostly good guys by mostly bad or parasitic assholes..to augment inadequate incomes and deflated egos..something to wow the folks back home duh... how you gonna keep em down of the farm..?

You're going to slam jack off the pancake hole all the way to the volcano...or at least you think you are! Residency? You and the poodles keep the Tica/Nica/Flica connection with rip offs and the help second thoughting legitimate people's legitimate choices. Whatever their reasons whatever your reasons tourist guides to the flop house. Fasttrack and snowfall and all that. Thanks, but I'll keep the buffalo upchuck over puma poop any day. Thank you for playing.

So I had a meeting with Sindy Gonzalez since she was recommended on here as well as my brother and a couple of friends. Her office is in Casa Canada in SJ which is adjacent (obviously connected) to the ARCR. Her fee was $1600 all in wirh her getting the paperwork from the U.S. Yesterday her associate took me to get my fingerprints and to the Embassy to get Social Security clearance since I am doing it as a Pensiado.

While at the Embassy I decided to get more pages for my passport. Good news was that this whole process took less than 15 minutes. Bad news was that it cost $82 for the additional pages.