Joeyk wrote:
It will be my first time staying at the Little Havana Hotel. Any tips?
Enjoy yourself. Bring some small bills ($5's) for tips. Remember to tip the maids, as they will really look out for you.
Don't overtip chicas unless the chica has really, really rocked your world. If one chica performed like the "civil servant of sex" and another chica left you crying afterwards because you realized you would never have such a great session ever again, you can not give them the comparable tips. Give no tip to the civil servant and tip the goddess that gave you an crazy weasel, squirrels-on-crack, eyes-rolling-into-the-top-of-your-head experience accordingly.
You can work your way through the best of the HLH bench and never look twice at the Del Rey stable again....accept for laughs. Do leave "the space ship" once in a while and have a CRT member take you to the out of the way places where the superstars of tomorrow may be starting out, like the Oasis MP across the street from the Machu Pichu restaurant.
The chicas talk to each other about the clients. What else do they have to do all day? Don't be the smelly, drunk, unappealing client. Don't be the cheapskate, and don't be the over tipper. Chicas brag to each other when they get a big tip, and if you give one, she should be able to articulate why. Some chicas were envious of the tips that Laura and Pamela got, but didn't realize why their uninspired performances did not merit the same tip.
Be careful after dark. The neighborhood around HLH is "trendy by day, tranny by night," if you know what I mean. Take a cab anywhere after 8pm, maybe even 7pm. I and "Grizzly" managed to face off four teenage muggers near the INS building one time, but I doubt you have the amazing street fighting skills of fellow CRT member Grizzly.
Ask your fellow CRT members for advice. They will not steer you wrong.
I''l be there Friday morning. Look for the other bald guy with the lap top sitting near Boyd at the end of bar.
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