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8ball
PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:52 pm 
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Yosh1234 wrote:

Perhaps, this time I will go to Jaco. I never been there before. My intentions is to Phuck a chica on the beach. It's time for a change of scenery.


Woof! Let me suggest you choose another beach for phucking. There are signs on the beach in Jaco that say keep out of the water because it's contaminated (with an unacceptable level of fecal coliforms). Let's put it this way, last week I ate out a chica's ass in a back alley whorehouse in San Jose that even my friends who live there have never heard of, but I would never Phuck on Jaco beach :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:43 pm 
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8ball wrote:
Yosh1234 wrote:

Perhaps, this time I will go to Jaco. I never been there before. My intentions is to Phuck a chica on the beach. It's time for a change of scenery.


Woof! Let me suggest you choose another beach for phucking. There are signs on the beach in Jaco that say keep out of the water because it's contaminated (with an unacceptable level of fecal coliforms). Let's put it this way, last week I ate out a chica's ass in a back alley whorehouse in San Jose that even my friends who live there have never heard of, but I would never Phuck on Jaco beach :lol:

Coliforms? Ass licking? I get your point. :D

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Yosh1234
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:54 pm 
8ball wrote:
Yosh1234 wrote:

Perhaps, this time I will go to Jaco. I never been there before. My intentions is to Phuck a chica on the beach. It's time for a change of scenery.


Woof! Let me suggest you choose another beach for phucking. There are signs on the beach in Jaco that say keep out of the water because it's contaminated (with an unacceptable level of fecal coliforms). Let's put it this way, last week I ate out a chica's ass in a back alley whorehouse in San Jose that even my friends who live there have never heard of, but I would never Phuck on Jaco beach :lol:


Who said I was gonna Phuck her in the water? I said ON THE BEACH and if it's similiar to Normandy I'll take my chances.
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Watch out for sand fleas, also the black sand is like dirt it will stick to your asses :lol:

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