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I propose, by the power vested in me (?) that the following degrees be confered upon successful completion of all requirements as stated therein (?), in the field of Costa Rica Mongering (CRM...CREAM, for short) the following...
Associates....4 visits to CR/Del Rey
Bachelors.....8 visits to CR/Del Rey
Masters......12 visits to CR/Del Rey
Doctorate....16 visits to CR/Del Rey
Additional requirements for Masters and
Doctorate to include at least 4 visits to the Pacific coast.
Permanent residents of CR (i.e. Jeff, 'gringo in CR', et al) will be awarded honorary Doctorate degrees.
Any ideas for courses? How about...
The Art of Negotiation (How much is too much)?
Viagra...the wonder drug!
Semi-pros...where, when, how?
Condom or BB?
Long-term relationships...prospects and pitfalls.
Spanish 101.
Driving in CR (residents of Boston and New York will be given credit for this course).
Hotels and Restaurants in CR.
Gambling in CR.
Outside San Jose.
How many PHD's do we have out there?
(Show some respect for these people!)
As for me, I have my Master's, and hope to obtain my Doctorate by the end of the year.
Maybe I have too much time on my hands...but I have an excuse...my brain is soaked with Gran Blason (Ron Centenario imported to the US), and I can't stop dreaming of my next visit to CR...ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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How to earn a degree from Del Rey University:
-1 Credit Hour for each BM girl transaction;
-1 Credit Hour for each IDEM, EROS, or other monger experience in CR;
-3 Credit Hours for taking the Don Gordo Walking Tour;
-6 Credit Hours for Leading the Don Gordo Walking Tour;
-2 Credit Hours for every mongering experience with two BM (or alternative) girls at the same time;
-1 Credit Hour for every Park Hotel Friday or Saturday night show you have seen;
-2 Credit Hours for every Park Hotel show in which you have been First Place Winner;
-3 Credit Hours for every Park Hotel show in which you laid on the bar and participated in both eating pu*sy and screwing;
-2 Credit Hours for every GFE experience in CR to the beach (or Tabacon);
-1 Credit Hour for hanging out with Rico at Bogarts during the short time this place was operating;
-3 Credit Hours for every threesome with BM women;
-Bonus Credit Hour (makeup) for buying Easy a drink at the BM / KL;
-Free Bachelors Degree for paying for a BM girl for Easy (Easy's choice)
-Free Master's Degree for two women paid for Easy (definitely Easy's choice)
-Free Doctorate for you and all of your buddys for three women paid for Easy.
Wow, I've earned my DRU Bachelor's Degree already!
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