www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I am setting here with CRGolfer and we were discussing the Crazy Nicas in our lives. We decided to post a public service announcement on the only three viable ways to end a relationship with a Nica.

1) Kill Yourself
2) Kill Her (could result in option 1)
3) Leave the country unannounced and generally a good idea to never come back


This PSA brought to you by C.N.A.S. (The Crazy Nica Appreciation Society) currently discouraging new members.

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

CNAS - I am not only a member but I am also the founder!

When else would telling your buddies "then that crazy woman stabbed me with a knife" get you a response of "was she Nica?"

Pura Vida!

Just be more like a tico and let her find another lover to leave you for.
OR
Pay a gringo buddy to lead her astray.
OR
Start wearing her clothes on more days other than just on Halloween (makeup too)
She will dump you sooner or later, it is better to be the dumpee than the dumper, you get sympathy from everyone rather that being called the asshole.

Those are good strategies for Ticas, will not work with Nicas typically.

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

How about telling her la policia in los estados unidos finally found you so la policia en Costa Rica are looking for you. Then ask her to make sure to bail you out.

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Man I'm living life like a great white shark swimming with minnows! It's all about panocha, great scotch, fine cigars, loud-ass rock music and speed, speed, speed - plus spending as much time as possible in paradise on earth, Costa Rica!

Ticas will let you stay in jail and live in your house wiht their Chulos. Nicas will bail you out and then beat you severely, then have mind blowing sex with you.

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Ok so scratch that one. How about telling them you have little red spots and sores on your wang and say, have you seen anything around your panocha?

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Man I'm living life like a great white shark swimming with minnows! It's all about panocha, great scotch, fine cigars, loud-ass rock music and speed, speed, speed - plus spending as much time as possible in paradise on earth, Costa Rica!

Yet more evidence why the logical choice is to RENT...

You don't pay them to phuck you, you pay them to go away...

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

Nicas are my favorite for sure.

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I believe in moderation in everything except excess.
I phuck 'em just to see the look on their face.
Klatu, berata, nicto.

I had one threaten to cut mis juevos if her Xmas regalo was adequate.
Que romantico

i think i am automatically a charter member. tshirts?

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

Tell her you are broke - works with Nicas and very well with Ticas!

Be careful in the first place. Trust that little voice that usually tells you when one is gonna be trouble. I´ve had to walk away from many early on because I could see what was coming. Gotta keep from getting spellbound by a little hottie. That inner voice is usually there and seldom wrong. That first sign of bad behavior you see is just a look into the future.

1. One day when she threatens to leave, LET HER.

2. Change your phone number.

3. Try not to see her or run into her for 30 days.

Note: Watch your back. They would rather see you dead in a gutter before seeing you with another girl.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Thirdworld says it right, that little voice has tried to warn me on many occasions throughout my life, if only I had listened half of the time.