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The weekly Gazette on a Saturday !

Is someone on the wagon

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

The Jaco Asswipe
All the news that's fit to flush

Free Beer Tomorrow @ SL -Jaco location

CR- Paradise or Den of Thieves, the debate continues

What's that giant sucking sound?- PM Phoenix Rising for membership info

Time to buy CR Real Estate is Now- PM Icantstayaway for info

Spanky in Prague- careful what you post or your ass is banned from his trip report still waiting for pics from the drunken monkey himself.

Bring your cat to CR- who knew? Meow

What's Hot- HLH, What's Not- Hotel Pres. and empty News cafe

Chica Report; Tons of fatties and one skinny named Monica

Drinking now frowned upon by the brotherhood, alcoholic members disappointed.

What a boring news week, where is everyone Tijuana?



Trivia; Do Ticos wear robes and where can you buy one SJ?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

The Palmar Norte News Press
This weeks sponsore Michu Picu we love gringos
The news.... well the bridge to to SJO is still not right
Editor and Chief Paco is off in San Jose enjoying a much need rest from embezing from this rag Did you bring your camera... Spanky loves cultural pics

Is it safe to get BBBJ... I hope so

Now down to the real good shit

Chillimike is off to Nica land... He will have fun, but get his ass handed to him in a back room pocker game

Greengo still is not understood by many

Placo y pico 6+7

Ok hear is the good shit oh wait

Trafico cameras at work in centro and other areas

Here is the good stuff

Karen takes it up the ass

Food... Central Market... first place on the SW corner ... good food.. skip the pudding

Stay with me .. I am working on triva

Editorial ... NH

I do not like to have to say this... so I should just keep my fat mouth shut

I love the freedom of this board... and enjoy the hand bag fights

But to ban one member but to allow another to post at will is BS
Do not ban anyone it adds to the fun... there is an do not read button

Esportes... young mex f ballers got riped off.. bet they had fun as welll

Triva

Mildrid leaves Barstow OH at 8am
Maria leaves Bogata CO at 9pm

Millie travels by jet

Maria travels by taxi

Millie has $18.26 and a candy bar

Maria has some gum and 3 bucks

At what point do they meet and how much do they have left

This is a tough one but I'll give it a try: Mildrid,53, and now looks like a man, weight 185 pounds is moving back to her hometown of South Carolina to live with a relative, spending her divorce settlement, where she runs into her ex-husband John, already living back in the hometown supervising the Boeing Plant Construction, and Maria at a Publix ,fresh off the plane with her K-1 documents, a 20 year young Paisa, originally from Medellin , weight 115, mostly T & A .

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Brother ICSA gives the valiant effort but Maria doesn't need travel docs or a visa to travel from COlorado to OHio. Or did I profoundly misunderstand...again?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Duh,,, . I should have finished high school...

But how can you not like a story where the Gringo gets a "20 year young Paisa ,115 lbs, mostly T & A" !

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Well Triva usually answers it self

So I do not have to bother with answers... but a 10 centavo prize is on the line

Maria is from Colombia... not Bogata Colorado... whats the zip code (no extra prize)



Do over....

I will post the answer as soon as I think it up.... give me a few... or take on more stab in her, er at it
Sharpen your pencils and begin

hint x/y=2%-J+4/6xYager Bombs

Todays Weather brought to you by Pizzeria Akropolis: (Didn't notice what color the cheese was. )
110% chance of lluvia with spotty internet service
Manana thru Oct. - rinse and repeat

as I respect all the roving reporters ....Nhhank and your team missed this one :
dateline :2/4/2011
location : keylargo ladies room bano

getting you up to speed / on my many trips to san jose I see this group of guys at the tute table and have become ok friends with ,one of the guys who is a great guy and always shares with me the drama of his once live in girlfriend , he shares with me stories of cops being called out ,her swinging on him and how crazy she is (sounds crazy but this girl has always sound interesting to me )

he tells me its over with her ....really I just laugh and he goes on and on that they are over .....I ask "what does she look like ? he says she is hot and when he gets up from the table I ask his group about her ...they say she is hot but a true nut case ....he comes back to the table ...and I ask him ....so if I was to see her you don't care if I go after her ? he says chilimike please take her ...but she is crazy...

in my past if you can just get the crazy ones to the room ...you have a shot at having a great time ...but getting them there can be a rough road ....

he tells me I think she is coming to the DR tonight ( I say to myself ...its not over and they are still playing games ....sure enough she comes walking in and both of us are still at the tute table ....I look at him and say ...are you sure I can make a move on her ....he says please do "I hate the bitch'

I make room for her and give 10,000c to play with and we are drinking ....I am playing grab ass at the table and she is grabbing my C*ck to make sure I am interested ....I know this has a 20% chance of working out .... but I contuine with my plan....I catch them looking at each other and making smart ass comments to each other ......

I pull him aside and say....look there are 80 different girls in here I could Phuck ...you tell me this is bothering you and I will walk away....he said go for it ....

he leaves for KL to find a girl and says goodbye and to come over and party.....the girl and I leave and head to KL ....at this point we are so phucked up and her little grabs at my C*ck are turning into trying to jack me off .....

we get inside Kl and its like were at a 8th grade dance ...he is dancing with 2 hot girls showing off ...and she is making out with me .....I know from my past I have maybe 30 mins or less to get her back to the sportmens.....

she grabs me and I think we are leaving and she pulls me into the ladies bano and we go in and shut the stall door ..all I remember is my pants are off and this bouncer is telling me ....you out !!!! I never see her again .....I am in town for 2 more days but never see him or her again.....

getting kicked out of a hooker bar for being in a girls bano ...is a funny tale but also a little sick ....still pissed for not getting her to the room first and advoiding all that drama I knew sure as shit that was coming

The Saturday Evening Naranjo Post

This weeks sponsore.... the CRT classifieds... good suff cheap

Medio.. que agua claro ... no mas , where do all the lost umbrellas end up

Esportes.. everyone lost

Traffico... One Billion cars filmed speeding on the first week Back to the Drawing board on the cams

Food: Jurgens vs KFC... as long as you dress right

HLH new menu... Monger names are a joke for the most part... but the Sammy 6 pack abs is OK ...Hold the slaw

Travel.... Will Cuba become the next MDE or Granada... I bet Chillimike has a poster in the post office there

Money$$$$....Pineapples on a spike ... Will cellary soon follow
Golf balls and snow Choos a bust Only $700 to ship a car full of stuff to CR
before the Liomon shake down

MP news... I guess that Jenny must be starving.. as all the low rent chicas must be now that Bang Bang went in the bunker

now you have to ask Boyd who the leche queen is

Chicas... If you want to kiss them..... you have to take them to dinner in a Tico place or pay extra..... Some girls kiss others do not.... put would you like to shopping at Mall San Pedro manana... on your interview ??????s

Local... Dr Mario will now in charge of this section.... taking over from Pac 57

The News... Paco loves the Pres

I call this a paper

Trivia... how much is 1,000,000,000,000,000,060,011 - 196

Or ... Campbells 66 Express.... motto

Thanks for letting me waist your time
Pura Vida

Campbell's Express is "Humpin' to please".

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

LOCAL LEGAL NEWS

Jury deliberating over the case to expedite Icantstayaway back to USA.
Whether are not his cat can remain in CR is hinging on a picture.

News Break

Undercover reporter has revealed a secret organization known as a the "Elite CRT"
President of said secret organization appears to be srilm.
This organization has operated for years in SJ but until now no members have ever been identified.
Admin1 says that
CRT lifetime membership rules require any such groups spun from this board must pay an additional annual fee.

Time for some vodka!

Ok Rover you're hired now get busy, Nhhank has apparently moved his column to the novia section

Shut up you elitist!

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