www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Now, I am not the prettiest gringo, but it doesnt mean I HAVE TO GRAB THE UGGLIEEST CHICA, but I did!!! How do I know? Gman had the proof!! Most embarassing moment, when he had the GOODS ON ME!

Thank You , gman, you could have ruined the zig, but you were cool about the situation, you erased the photos you had, and I owe you mucho, You only showed myself, and twarag, and papanut....But you did not post to everyone else......Thank You for not embarrasing me, as It might have been suicidal for me....I owe you alot, hell, you could have have held out for big money, but you did not!

thanks
zm

Got my vote......post em. Which arm did you have to knaw off?

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

Hey Zig, if she's as ugly as you remember you'll win for sure if we can see just how bad she was!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

In fact I just went back and found it! She was definitely one of the Ly Triplets.... Mabye All three

Ugly --- Homely & Motley!

You know what they say banging a Ugly chick is like riding a Moped! Its fun while your doing it just don't let your friends catch you... .

Especially with a CAMERA!

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"Success isn't having $$ it is knowing how to Spend It"

COME-ON Zigmister DO IT

Ya got da nad's, don't cha ????????

Just Nucknfuts

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Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............

I think Gman did this contest for me...I have 2 and They are both Horrific! 1) at one of our favorite strip club establishments, have a beauty on each thigh! Spent some time with them in the back, a joy as always! Fun was had by all! Well, went back up front & time for the lesbian show! Little did I know, I was part of the act. The girls dragged me on stage (I didnt object), and off came the shirt...buttons flying everywhere...off came the shoes and socks...wow this is fun...next the pants...uh oh... I shouldnt have eaten the whole (blue) thing. They lie me on the stage and off come the boxers. Now this is in front of a full house. One sits on my face, and the other wraps my willie, and proceeds to phuck me in front of the crowd. After the "show" had to get back to the DR to meet the novia, who, thanks to some very good CRT brethren was being distracted in the KL. I ran by her...cleaned up, replaced the torn shirt. And headed back down. Only thing I couldn't repair, the bloody scratch marks on my back. I told her "Gato...GRANDE GATO".

2) I vowed I would keep this a secret, but hell I will omit the place and the name of the victim. Had a beautiful session going with a favorita. I mean awesome! DATY followed by her giving the most unbelievable BBBJ. She wanted the leche...but on her face..not her mouth. Oh boy, this was great. All of the sudden, I feel a sharp pain in my johnson. But, it subsided and I continued enjoying the mouth of pleasure. Next thing I hear... A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM. She had sucked so hard that she had ruptured a blood vessel in my pecker. BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Me, her, la cama, todo! It was a BLOODY MESS! Well, after convincing her that I was recently tested (which I was), and clean. We showered...made up...and I limped home with a broken pecker...

OK top that!

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

I wont even TRY topping that one Papi...and a PAINFUL embarrassing moment besides. Did you need a transfusion, or what?

Papi should win .... but no more Vaccuum cleaner type BJs

I don't think it the best but was certainly very embarrassing for me. It was my first time down and I decided to start off at Eros just to get the lead out. Slim pickings but went with a cute Nica, I thing her name was Crystal. Anyway after a fairly good massage we got into the good stuff. About 20-30 min into it she wants to do doggie. So we go at it and out of the blue I get the worst cramp in my leg .
Well I instantly fall off the mattress onto the floor. It wasn't too hard for her to figure out what happen from the folded position I was in on the floor. You could tell she wanted to laugh but she just helped me work it out and finished me off BBBJ. Needless to say, now I stretch before heading out.

On my first trip to CR I stayed at the DR. On my first night with the first chica, a Colombiana I picked up in the BM. We head up to the room and was about to get a BJ when she pulled out a condom and insited on a CBJ (which I hate). She did it for about 2 minutes before I said lets get down to business. We did it in all the usual positions and when we are done we head off to the shower.

I'm just about re-dressed and hand her her money and a gift of a mini bottle of perfume and a pair of Victoria Secret thong panties (even though she insisted on a CBJ ,I still gave her a regalo besides the sexo was good). She's starts rubbing my willy and sees that I'm getting a little hard again she drops to her knees and unzips me and starts sucking after about 30 seconds. She smiles, gets up and says lets go. No biggie, I'm here for a week and know there are plenty more downstairs to choose from besides her BBBJ wasn't any better than her CBJ. We go downstairs say our goodbyes and she gets back into the mix of the girls at the bar.

I hang around and have a couple of beers. I then have to take a leak and head to the bathroom. I pull out my willy (without looking), lean in and begin to pee and I start feeling a warm feeling running down my legs. I look down and that bitch snuck a condom onto my willy for that 30 second BBBJ which turned out to be a 30 second CBJ and all the pee was backing out and running down my legs.

I now have to walk through the casino to the elevator to get back to my room with my pants soaking wet.

Sorry Papi, I gotta vote for Snooky.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Please nominate of all the stories in this thread the top 5 for post of the month and once the nominations are complete we can than vote on the winner.


Just a side note, I am aware of Money our 2005 Rookie of the year and his great raps and contributions. I'll make an announcment regarding this shortly.

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

Papi,
I was there. That was funnier than hell. That's what happens when you get too close to a lesbian show

I remember asking you how much your session was and you said I'm not sure but I think I bought her a cell phone and I looked over and saw the chica you were with opening up a new cell phone