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Arriving Saturday two brothers asking all sensible dads to lock up their daughters because when we hit CR we intend to hunt.

No offence.

However, I think you are the game.
You better strap on a helment, hold the handrails and hope you don't scream like a little girl.

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i have helmet, although its a bicycle helmet, and walker if that works for handrails and duct tape for not screaming like a little girl. now wheres that vitamin "V"? lol

arrival without incident ...

hit a few mps no luck finding something to session.

stopped in HLH and we like what they've done there ... met up with ydogi and his crew. saw boyd got the grand tour plan going back for more.

dropped by NF, guys this place needs some improvement. both of us pulled on trigger on lauren and tanya (?) .... i had a blast, but shokata got the immediate upsale with lauren and he walked out. i must say the word is getting around that going to NF is a bad choice.

went by SL and found bangbang. we went walking all over. damn this guy can run a marathon. mostly we saw some great eating establishments. found shokata who had wandered around since bad experience at NF.

checked a few places out cristels (?) and mansion, and finally shokata found a sweet treat rachel or roshel?

meanwhile i was having some great ceviche

taxi back to hotel and plan for an imperial and SL and HLH later tonight

all is well in the land of milk and hunnies ...

more later

dude! where d u go!!! turned around and u were gone, sounds like we did the same tour....

see u at SL!

party at SL tonight!!!!!

stephanie at NF is a great time, she just got new boobies, this is the 1st trip of 8 that i havent sessioned with her, just trying new girls

did some gambling

hit SL for the big birthday bash.

pulled trigger on two beauties and the band came in playing just outside our window at SL
i believe the curtains were yanked open a few times and the bartender saw a helicopter dance lol these sweeties finished with more drinks and we flew to KL. the damn drivers outside SL need to stop charging $10 to get to KL/HDR from SL big mistake.

Jason split leaving me with 3 girls one large bar bill and taxi fares for them to get home, next time i will hop the fence at KL and run. all in all was great fun.

crashed at non chica hotel and ate nice breakfast, went to SL early for coffee and goodbyes to ydogi. headed out to find a session to bring back to SL.

o bill birthday was great party. band could have turned around for quite a show but mission accomplished. boyd was there being boyd. what a great guy. many familiar faces. girls just poured in and hotter looking 2 hours after party started. free drinks for all the girls and i couldnt hear what us crt guys got, other than another good nite at SL.

LMFAO...


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Relax was pretty good to me last week, you might want to check it out.

lets see where did i leave off ...

cujo damn it jason still hasnt paid me back!!! hope things are well there cujo bro.

sunday was slow ... everywhere two sporting events turned it into suck sunday. not in the good way. met up with brother pizzamanaz shared drink interests and chica notes. great guy pizzamanaz nice intel.

monday slow start met couple crt brothers and ended up at HLH where brother boyd set me in motion. it is true jazmine and lenya (?) make a perfect joint session. nice rooms at HLH and $35 CRT girl rate will have this place reaching many of us. upgraded the room to queen ... nice $70 CRT rate.

don ursela very useful cigar expert on premise. steered me to what i liked.

daisy still great at bar.

on recommendation from sr boyd pizzamanaz and i tried speakeasy meatball subs. very nice. thanks boyd.

moving along SL was slow and bumped into sausage king (why didnt i think of that?!?)

HDR needs to spread the word that the rest of the CRT brothers who do not live in CR may be experiencing financial set backs making it necessary for the girls to move from cein.

relax.... news was they were raided and reopened sunday. have not tried it.

jason where the hell are you?

at HLH enjoying the amenities.

will report more later.

update next morning: best nights rest. very quite & comfortable


petey

early morning arrivals of chicas? pizzamanaz said they will call girls in for hotel guests. nice. enjoy your trip pizzamanaz.

stayed at HLH

waited around and found sweet brenda around 10:30 am, very pretty and i would like to recommend her for her very talented massage. serious you know your feet are tired and your back aches as well as your wiener. she found trigger points in my back that released that tension. 15-20 minutes massage that very relaxing. fill in the other 40 minutes with incredible skills and gfe ..... tell her petey sent you.

sorry i cant review each girl here for my brothers as there are only three leches around each day and must be timed correctly so that im not hospitalized enjoyed great conversation and nice cigar again to start the day off right.

headed to soda peru for lunch.

dude! book your next trip Oct 30 and 31 are 9$ fares right now( 184 RT, most the week!)

pace yourself! i pushed it and did 4 in 1 day, my last bbj looked like she was suckin on a worm, i had to cover up and just pound it out....

go see Izabella at Idem... thank me later ; )

wheres that rat bastard with your $$$ ???

I was sittin in DR once me, and i guy i met on the tour bus, he called 2 girls over, they had a few drinks, got up and left, then the chick brings me the bill, im like, im not paying for their drinks WTF?... she was pissed, next time RUN!

HLH (keep in mind they arent keeping the humidor and bar open 24/7 ... yet) dropped by happy hour and for a slow night it looked full of girls. 8-12 Brandie was there and should have pulled on that .... hey brandie put down the phone!

walked in rain to SL with jason looking for company. bartender tells us we owe from sat what chicas ordered. jason does his famous david copperfield routine ( saw him 6 hours later sound asleep). i think he does it with a mirror. alone and facing kimber telling me she will be stuck with bill, of course i pay. i really think we had paid for drinks and chicas ordered the food. damn glad they didnt book a flight to europe at SL. just a suggestion to bill at SL: lay out some pretzels, or food for the hungry chicas so they stop asking for and ordering food on whomever they are sitting next to for 20 seconds. after paying kimber i was then asked six times to order food (once in nearly perfect english), and each time managed to look puzzled. i think jason screwed me out of 14,000 colones there from sat. in addition to all we drank before on sat. also it is reasonable to hand a bill for food to a woman in 2011. especially since she's still charging cein.

note to chicas: america is in a deep recession, unemployment is high, gas and food have gone up, travel is difficult, we would like to infuse a few dollars into the CR economy, how about starting at $80 and coming down fast to $60. it will help us all out.

walking back from SL pissed off at wingman, or winglessman, i bumped into a chica headed back to wherever. easy $50 and hope maria enjoyed the 2 beer tip.

final summary:
1. dont plan wingman next time who can disappear when a bill arrives (actually he's a good friend & cheap bastard)
2. most important lesson learned:
HLH there's no reason to leave the building, they will call in food for you!

complete report of pete and jason 2011