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Has anyone seen my degererate pop. One of my buds that lives in SJ called me and said that the S.O.B. was reported staying at the Nuevo Johnson. Pops mostly would get a $16. room there...the cheap bastard.

Mom said that the sorry ass had been pushing a shopping cart for the last 4 or 5 months picking up beer and soda cans....then getting dinero out of the recycling machine. Hell, he probably drank and donated several hundred himself. Mom found out earlier this week that the idiot had bought a cheapo airline ticked on Ebay for CR. The sorry ass uses a computer at the librrary where several of his bum buddies stink up the place.

Mom and me would steal if we could hire some latino bandit to waste his ass down there. We need that insurance dinero.

If anyone sees the shithead, let me know. Don't get too close if you do run into him....lice, smell and probably bedbugs inhabit his ugly ass.,

Chow, CTU
Pitiful ...is inheriting the Circus name.

Rumor on the street is he has been hired as the before model for the anti-aging institute which is a new CRT sponsor. He signed for a a package of napkins and a grocery bag of mini vodkas. The other rumor is that Spanky is the after model, signed on for no money but has a clause that he will only pose in a thong. Pitiful is as pitiful does.

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Hey C the Younger....the nuevo johnson would be a move up for the old man......I'm thinking more like along the lines of the cubby hole in front of the NYB.

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Circus Cardboard Inns was recently shut down by the Municipality for a number of permit and licensing issues as well as just being a blight on the city.

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I am never going home

Also, this being rainy season and all, the Cardboard Inn would be a soggy experience although much cheaper than normal

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You missed your shot at your beloved father last October
Have you given mom a look at the pics

Yes that was Circus the Elder sporting the caveman outfit, blowup cavewoman sex doll and a huger bone(r) who made a suprise visit and entry to the SL Halloween party. I personally thought he had the winner. I like many other CRT brothers find Circus the Younger to be a heartless ingrate who spews filth about his father.

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Yes that was Circus the Elder sporting the caveman outfit, blowup cavewoman sex doll and a huger bone(r) who made a suprise visit and entry to the SL Halloween party. I personally thought he had the winner. I like many other CRT brothers find Circus the Younger to be a heartless ingrate who spews filth about his father.

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Thanks fellow CRT guys...you are the best. BK and Cali hit it right on the head....His Cardboard Inns are in chapter 11 and no one wants a loser like him in CR.

Flash: My buddy was at the Del Rey last night around 10PM when the policia raided the joint. My dad had apparently pleaded wih Don Papi to meet and give him some dinero. As the two were in the DR ....the policia hit the place. They apprended DP and pops and would not let them out. My loser old man told him that he was a retired police captain from the pits of jax and showed some fake shit of hime on the force. Damn...he left Don papi and hurried out of the place. Some friend.

The closest my old man has been to the police station is behind the bars....and several times during his screwed-up life.

My apoligies to Don Papi...he should have never trusted my dad. Papi...email me if you are okay.

CTY

Circus the Younger...who took care of Shitass the Cat while your pop was in SJ trolling for $10 harlots?

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Thanks G-Tim for the concern about Shitass.

My old man normally leaves her a large bowl of dry cat food with broken up pork rinds mixed in. She also lurks around the city dump next door and preys on seagulls. Shitass likes a bit of protein in her diet. Pops never locks the dilapidated trailer so she goes in and out while he is gone. Hell..... nobody would want anything out of that dump anyway. Shitass could care less if the bastard stays in CR.

CTY

He was spotted at the SL earlier today, Sounds like I ned to alert security here that he is moving into our area and may try to get in.

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All my CRT brothers....I have it on very good inside info that Circus the Younger is actually someone I met last Halloween, Carmen (BKTuna dressed in female clothing)

I had a feeling trouble might be coming when BKTuna posted about Sportsmens Lodge having Maker's Mark bourbon. Problem is, just a little of that "magic elixer of life" and our respected Hotel Little Havana host transforms into the slinky Carmen.

BKTuna never liked Mr. Circus, but Carmen has an intense hatred of the man we all love and respect. Carmen posts these terrible things as the 'son' of Circus and then BKTuna keeps the thread alive with more filth.

Mr. Circus and BKTuna have been at it for a long time but I think it blew up at Halloween. Know Carmen had it BAD for the well-endowed Mr. Circus but after being defeated in the costume contest, Mr. Circus had some not-so-nice words for Carmen. I think he (she?) will forever suffer from deep, emotional pain.

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There was a time when I would be proud to be accused of being Circus the Younger in that he was my mentor and role model when I was a newbie. However, after the "2010 Halloween Incident" as it later came to be known, I came to know the darker side of Circus. HIs sour grapes and rude comments regarding me being a BBW after losing out to both I and Uncle Fester did not sit well. I responded that Circus in a caveman outfit with a dildo strapped on and a blow up doll was more of a lifestyle choice than a halloween costume. He crudely answered that he would not Phuck me with Spanky's dick even if it was big enough to get past my ass cheeks. Alwaysthe shy quiet type and sensitive about being "big-boned" I was traumatized and may not be able to compete this year due to the recurring nightmares.

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lol!

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