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As I sit here and listen to clients and the girls talk, some truly hilarious things come up.

Last week an older gentleman maybe 65 or so came in for the first time. He approached me for recommendations and I had my usual questions for him (mild, wild etc). He immediately said wild so I directed him to Jasmine. I go on a room tour and come back just as he is walking out with Jasmine and Leanni (our two wildest girls by far). An hour later he staggers up the steps to the bar with sweat dripping off of him. He leans on the corner of the bar nearest the steps and orders a whiskey. I go over to see if he is okay. He is hunched over and looks up at me and goes "Boyd, I swear I was holding my own until that one girl stuck her tongue in my ass and then I nearly had a stroke". He said this in a dead serious manner which prompted me to have to go to another area of the building to keep from busting a gut.

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Tellin ya I'm coming to HLH for Memorial weekend..Tell them girls I'm ready for my 7- way beso negro



Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

BK, I don't think we met but I hear nothing but good things about you. I will be in town the first two weeks in May. I look forward to meeting you and "the two wildest by far" also

now we will know which girls to assk for lol

Don't knock it until you try it homeboy

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

Now I really wish I hadn't read this thread--I really do like DFK. Anyone know a good memory eraser? Maybe six shots of tequila and a bucket of Imperial.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

^ hmm unusual taste...old man ass i'd guess

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im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood

BK I will try to by with or without Giovanni or Danny. Have not been there in about two years. Is thick blonde Samantha still there?
I have a couple of mornings and days free this trip so I can get by there to see the talent and maybe buy you an Imperial or Natural if that's okay. More likely before the flight home. It has become a ritual for me now.

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fitty

Oh the memories... I remember the first time that was done to me during a threesome and can concur with the "nearly having a stroke" comment...

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

Funniest thing I heard- 'it will be 20.00 extra for bbbj'

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"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"

YMMV

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

I want the picture. How do I IM you?

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"I'm not one those pathetic lietuenant colonels working a silly civilian job, working out two hours a day trying to reclaim a body they lost 20 years ago and four hours a night completing War College by correspondence in a sad attempt at colonel. Tyler Durden told us [i]'Self improvement is masturbation[/i].' My mid-life crisis is going to involve a new sports car, or the zoftig redhead with daddy issues in accounting, or better yet, racking up frequent flyer miles going to Pattaya."

I just came to a realization that these chiks see more dick than the horse urinals at mangos.

On average two a day

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BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home

Did you thank her by shaking her hand?