That reminds me of a story that is totally irrelevant to this thread, but whatev...
I walk all over San Jose, alot of places where I am very obviously out of place. One Sunday afternoon I take Johnyt6 on a stroll around the Dirty South of San Jose. We were just phucking around and (unsuccessfully) looking for non-pro girls to holla at. Most of the houses have a security door, which is basically a screen door made out of bars. We walk by one house where the front door is open and the security door is closed. We both look in and sitting there is a shirtless guy, probably around 60, with a skin mag in one hand and his C*ck in the other. Just straight gettin sexy with himself

And it was real slow and romantic too, like long, sensual strokes
I had my camera and was gonna try and snap a picture, cuz I'm gay like that. But I decided that the kinda guy who gets all sexy with himself with his door wide open on a Sunday afternoon might also be the kinda guy who would shoot a motherfucker who took a pic of him while doing that.
That ain't no bullshit neither. Ask Jt6, he was there.