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Yep, I love my country too!....Just like Newt!


In fact, that explains why I walk around with a gigantic boner 24/7....Yessir! and that's why I try to get every Little Darling I meet to take it up the ash!....I love my country that much!


We're talking serious passion here.....so much passion that I'd probably cornhole 'ol Newt himself if given half the chance!

Don't get me confused with those other guys!......Oh No!


No wandering the appalachian trail or oval office blow jobs for me!...No Sir!


Passion, that's the ticket, passion for the country.....

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