www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I see drunk irritated gringos throwing the beggars over the railing.

I see drunk irritated chicas throwing gringos over the railing

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"All them women gonna make me,
teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB

Wasn't there talk of a tunnel as well????

Watch out for the cup shaking zombies who need coins

Sorry, and I know this will be received badly. I'm not a tough guy by any means but sometimes you've just gotta man up and smack the shit out of one of them.. I mean they are phucking derelicts for christ sake...

3rdworld you should start a gulch bodyguard service. Like when you were a cub scout helping little old ladies cross the street except now you'd protect scared gringos walking from HDR to KL for 5k colones smacking the shit out of street rats along the way.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

they also offer the 'spewing volcano' tour at the Park...be sure to ask!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Oh man... that's just WRONG in so many ways !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Don't know if I have just been lucky.But every Hottie I pulled out of The PARK has been a squitter.

"That's an impressive clitoris you've got there. "

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Paco, I've thought it would be fun to round up some good old boys, put out some bait and do some hunting of these "bad" people in the gulch. We send out some little scrawny monger walking by himself, maybe even do some drunk stumbling. 7-8 guys lagging behind out of sight... dirtbags pounce, voilah....... question is do we skin em like we do game back home..... jaja joking around for the more serious (no humor) mongers out there.

bad thing about is you would probably get thrown in a costa rican prison if you "accidentally" offed one these clowns trying to kill you........

I'll take the walk tonight and test the safety factor.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I learned this from a chica I was taking back to my hotel in a cab after dinner: if she is standing on the corner alone and looks extremely hot, it's probably a TV. Dang, some of them look good! Buyer beware. (Whoops, that might have sounded wrong: the dinner date that I was taking back to my room was a real girl).

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."