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Diablo
PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:45 am 
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You might be a monger if you know the names for vagina in several different languages and cultures
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Panther
PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:06 pm 
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59. You realize that you have had about 20 threesomes, and your friends back home have never had any.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:07 am 
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60. You have had women from 9 different countries.

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61. Your girlfriend is 19 and ten years ago,.... your girlfriend was 19. :shock: 8)

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:46 am 
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62. When asked how many sexual partners you've had, you lie...to the low side

63. You have a cover story in case someone looks at all the stamps on your passport

64. You know exactly how many frequent flyer miles you get from home to SJO
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:29 pm 
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65. You didn't find any of these responses funny or unusual.
66. This thread is like looking in the mirror.



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:07 pm 
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64. You know exactly how many frequent flyer miles you get from home to SJO

1,117 miles from MIA to SJO !!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

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1,117 miles from MIA to SJO !!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:


How about MIA to BKK? With every 5 years be tough to remember. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:15 pm 
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65. Sitting at home on Saturday morning and the first thought that comes to mind is I could be in TJ in a couple of hours.

66. The station Master at Anaheim, CA Amtrak Station knows your name and that San Diego (final stop before TJ) is your destination.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:32 am 
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67. If you realize buying non lubricated condoms is a waste of money, because if she ain't down with chupa sin condom....next
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68: You monitor foreign currency markets in your favorite mongering destination and hope for economic collapse.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:46 pm 
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Mucho Gusto wrote:
8ball wrote:
64. You know exactly how many frequent flyer miles you get from home to SJO

1,117 miles from MIA to SJO !!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:



2314 from ORD-SJO via MIA
2578 from ORD-SJO via DFW
2578 from ORD-MDE via MIA.. kinda strange.. no, the last 2 are NOT a misprint... :wink:
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:48 pm 
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69. You go on a week's vacation to CR and take 30 condoms with you.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:52 pm 
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69. You go on a week's vacation to CR and take 30 condoms with you.

What do you do on the 5th day? Buy more????? :lol:
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