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Jawanker
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:00 pm 
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24. You look in your wallet and there is no money but 23 little bits of paper with chicas names and phone numbers come flying out and flutter to the ground like small white ink-covered butterflies.

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25. You forgo putting any money away in a 401K for retirement instead you have a live for today attitude as you plan your next trip.

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You may be a hardcore monger if...

1. You remotely attend important work-related forecast meetings from the SL lobby

2. Your 4pm appointment is kicking on your door and you're still not done with your 3pm chick

3. You chica-fee is waived when staying at the Del Rey (VIP, bitches...)

4. You know better than to believe they're really sisters, or really single, or their mom is dying of brain cancer and needs $200 for emergency surgery

5. You've banged so many hotties in Rio, you get to where you're rejecting chicks solely based on not liking their nail polish color

6. You've faked an orgasm just to ensure you make to the airport on time for your flight home

7. Del Rey Kittens buy YOU gifts on your birthday

8. You receive RFM's from Costa Rica cabbies and card dealers

9. You try to pay a Brazilian kitten with leftover Costa Rican Colones from last month's trip (or vice versa)

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26. You fall in love with a chica 40 years younger than you are.

27. When a chica introduces her amiga as her cousin.
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Californicationdude wrote:
Ruffnutz wrote:
You may be a hardcore monger if...

1. You remotely attend important work-related forecast meetings from the SL lobby

2. Your 4pm appointment is kicking on your door and you're still not done with your 3pm chick

3. You chica-fee is waived when staying at the Del Rey (VIP, bitches...)

4. You know better than to believe they're really sisters, or really single, or their mom is dying of brain cancer and needs $200 for emergency surgery

5. You've banged so many hotties in Rio, you get to where you're rejecting chicks solely based on not liking their nail polish color

6. You've faked an orgasm just to ensure you make to the airport on time for your flight home

7. Del Rey Kittens buy YOU gifts on your birthday

8. You receive RFM's from Costa Rica cabbies and card dealers

9. You try to pay a Brazilian kitten with leftover Costa Rican Colones from last month's trip (or vice versa)

-Ruff



We miss you dude. hope all is well with you and yours!


I miss all you sexy bitches too... Keep living the dream!

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28. Your best bro poaches your best girl. Barebacks her. Posts her pics on the web. Tells you about it the next morning at breakfast. You dont get mad because you really don't give a shit. You congradulate him on his conquest and think about the drama free night while he was off by himself doing it.

29. You look in the safe where you keep your passport and see Colones, DR Pesos, PI Pesos and Thai Baht.

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28. Your best bro poaches your best girl. Barebacks her. Posts her pics on the web. Tells you about it the next morning at breakfast. You dont get mad because you really don't give a shit. You congradulate him on his conquest and think about the drama free night while he was off by himself doing it.

29. You look in the safe where you keep your passport and see Colones, DR Pesos, PI Pesos and Thai Baht.


30. At breakfast you tell buddy he has good selection in women and she was a great piece of ass while still being a bitch. You also bow to his wisdom in that the more pissed she is the better she phucked.

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#31: You can listen to BB57 talk about eating out a culo at Relax while eating a cheesy nachos and not get the stomach bubblies.

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32. You consistently can name the girls your buddies have been with by having them only describe her tatoos :P
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33. You realize that for the last year you got all your local and world news from CRT.com .

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34: You have had sex with 47 women named Maria

35: You only have to do two degrees of separation to realize the entire CRT board is sexually connected (mostly through Pamela)

36: You can walk up to a grown man in a bar and say "Hey Donkeynozzle how is it going" (real CRT handle btw)

37: You know more intimate details of the sex lives of fellow CRT members than your lifelong friend back home

38: You meet a girl who is 27 and you actually think she might be getting a little old

39: You calculate spending budgets not in dollars but in sessions

40: You have had sex in a public part of the sportsmens

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35: You only have to do two degrees of separation to realize the entire CRT board is sexually connected (mostly through Pamela)


41. Due to 35, You feel great each time one of your buddies gets clean results from a recent check up.

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42. On your plane flight the flight attendants know you by name and they have your favorite drink ready for you.

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44. You actually do shave your balls :D

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