www.CostaRicaTicas.com

and roll your clocks back an hour today!

(for you colombiana fans, that will mean roll them back 20 minutes)

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LOL

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Go Dolphins!!!

Palomitas

Good one - learned something new today!!!

Go to the movies and order "palomitas con caramelo"---fresh caramel popcorn. Good and pretty cheap too.

You can take a date to the movies in CR for about $15 total. It's almost $15 for 1 ticket here.

The Escalante Journal
The train goes by here too

This weeks sponsore IMPERIAL CERVESA buy now our stock is about to go sky high!!!!!

The weather, no need for an umbrella any more, so gather up any stray one's for the next rainny season

EsportesJETS SUCK
The new China Bowl aka the cunt is soon to open, sure hope I get to cover the Shakira concert, not the football game... Wonder where she is saying

International News
Sosua... guess you are on your own on that,or trust ChilliMike
MDE.... One long time member is after Marci, but gringos getting thier Dranks drug left and right
Rio... wow might take a bullet for some of that trim

Local news

When will the Dunn be done
El S is Asta's espoasa
If you need a hair straitener contact BB86
Jass bro looking into janitor job at the NY bar

Triva
How much money did calidude's monkey blow on hooker after it's last big win

Happy Holidays to all of CRT
we ain't so bad
Play-doh for the good chicas
Carbone para Suzy.. my bride to be

Good heath amigos

Well, yes, and the first order of biz would be to flush the present owner down the crapper. Sideline biz: Towel boy at La Mansion so I can sniff Janette's poosy some more--damn is it sweet.
NOTE: "Jass' was the first spelling of America's only native art form and it was a synonym for phucking, as the music originated in whore houses. You are quite welcome.

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Best overall read on the Board!


Tip of the hat and seasons greetings to our hardworking Editors and Reporters of the CRT Weekly!

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Amigo, did you check the weather here before posting this?? You sound like the Chinese tiendas here--they no longer have "para aquas" because the rain season is over!! Guess what? It has rained everyday but one of the last 7 days--started again late last night and is still raining at 2pm today. I have gotten wet 3 times in the last week because "" I listened to you"" Just kidding amigo! I had brain farts and forgot to take my umbrella with me.
Seriously, and surprising!!! The weather service stated back in late September that the rainy season would last much later this year. Like till early December! Surprise is they were correct!!!

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Extra...Extra
Punto Times
Please leave BB69 alone
Chica report.... very nice.. many new faces
Slim chance of an update manana

Trivia... What is the largest lake in Costa Rica ?

Lake Arenal.
Bonus trivia question: many years ago there used to be a small "lake" in Gringo Gulch, where was it?

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Lago Del Rey, home of the infamous pink snapper?

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THE DOLOROSA DIA
"Dare you to come get one"

This weeks sponsore Viagra we will make you hard on the beaver

The news
Local
Pac has wifed up again? He seems to be maintaining internet access, place your bets on how many rounds this love affair goes

BB57 is alive and well and has been showing off his lattest catch,EdB has a great pic of her I hope he will post

I was witness to a chica ejection from an apt a few days back,she did not want to leave untill her purse got thrown out the gate, nice move, drive by shooting soon come.

Gen. Franco still dead
Dunn Inn still not done, Will Asta moving in all the sugar cubes delay the opening

Chica report...Esportsmans Indy's $70-$40 full sevice and then some

Traffic ... the bridge to the airport is soon to be closed for much needed repairs, how long will this take??? Muy Tico .. the bridge was in the best shape in months last week

International

The MDE aka Casa Blanca guys are having great fun talking about yet another change in the rules Sure makes me want to stay there

Sousa... ChilliMike may be right.. stick a fork in it,

Entertainment
There is a new video out there on the web, Will she gag #137 3/8 staring Hank Skank
shot by securitiy cam in the SL gym

From the staff here at weekly update, Paco ,me and a bunch of sniches

Feliz Navidad

Thank you for helping the single little darlings one cash grant at a time

Wishing you a drama and RFM free New Year

Triva.. keeping with the Chistmas spirt... What year was the Lionel electric train introduced

Are movies in English? Do the chicas charge extra to go to the movies in addition to the $15 quoted? If not what kind of service does the $15 get you? Is that $15 USA money or Costa Rica money?

Well here's a different 1st post for you. The answers: no--it's a Spanish-speaking country/Depends on the relationship/a brilliant smile/"$" is USD; otherwise he'd most likely said colones.

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