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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:43 pm 
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Spent last week at the Hotel Little Havana (previously known as the Zona Blue). It is a wonderful bar/hotel/cigar shop/gringo oriented MP. Hotel rates have been lowered to the $59/$69/$79/$99 and up rate. The short time rate for non-hotel guests is $55, $45 for Costa Rica Ticas members. Hotel residents pay $35 for an hour. The rooms are very nice, with new furniture, nicely sound insulated.

The talent is very good and getting better and growing. Pamela, Samantha, Camilla, new commer Alexandra, Sammy of the six pack abs, Jenny, and the Zoe Saldana of Avatar fame look-a-like Clarisa.

Very highly recommended.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:03 pm 
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I'm a newbie and will become a member soon and am looking to visit in Feb. Does the member rate of $45 include the short time with the girl and do you get to pick one from those available?? What does the short time include and how long is the short time?.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:14 pm 
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Redfield10 wrote:
I'm a newbie and will become a member soon and am looking to visit in Feb. Does the member rate of $45 include the short time with the girl and do you get to pick one from those available?? What does the short time include and how long is the short time?.

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No, the girls are all members of Local 432 of the Happy Endings Providers Union and you are assigned a chica based on a strict seniority basis. :lol:

Just kidding.

Yes, a CRT card will get you a $45 hour which includes a massage a short game of checkers. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:18 pm 
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LOL. Seriously, is it just a massage and happy ending or is full service available, too?

In Thailand, for example the massage is one price and then a tip for happy ending and if the girl will do full service, it's more, etc. just wondering how it works. been to Asia many times; just my first time here. ;


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:32 pm 
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CR is nothing like Thailand...in any capacity.. :idea:


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:58 pm 
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Yes, I realize that. I've been to 9 Asian countries , Mexico...Europe..I realize everywhere is different.....just trying to get an answer here... ;)


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Yes, you get to play 'hide the salami' for the price of admission... :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:24 pm 
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LOL.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:04 pm 
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Srilm wrote:
at most mp's expect massage, bj, full service for the quoted price. anything else might be extra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:18 pm 
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At HLH pay in dollars if you pay in colones they charge the equivalent of $50 ! That is what happened to me.
Also be assured that you get full service at all MPs but you should always confirm that you will get what you want before you pay. Each girl has her dos and donts.
The service standards are not as uniform as in Thailand and so talk to the girl and confirm that you are getting what you want up front.
Also at HLH the girls all ask for a tip afterwards so decide how you are going to handle that.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:32 pm 
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Isra123 wrote:
At HLH pay in dollars if you pay in colones they charge the equivalent of $50 ! That is what happened to me.
Also be assured that you get full service at all MPs but you should always confirm that you will get what you want before you pay. Each girl has her dos and donts.
The service standards are not as uniform as in Thailand and so talk to the girl and confirm that you are getting what you want up front.
Also at HLH the girls all ask for a tip afterwards so decide how you are going to handle that.



Very true. The veterans are telling the new girls to demand propinas. They are even telling each other how much they got in propinas and it has become a contest with them. However, if they want to compete with Propina Queen Pamela, they gotta do what Pamela does....."You go to her a little boy....you leave her...as a man!" :wink:

On the up side, the HLH is a place where you can calmly interview the chica, see if you have any chemistry, work out the details of your party, and do so for free or for the price of a drink. Don't be afraid to sit next to them on the couch.

Is $35 too much? Considering that the room prices have come down more than the $10 "extra guest fee," it is not really changed from when the price was $25 an hour.

Maybe it is too little. Some of us - "and ju know who ju are, dahlings" - have had crazy weasel, "girlfriend just got out of prison," screen door in a hurricane, squirrels on crack, hairline fracture in the pelvis bone, enough footage for three porn videos, CPR inducing sessions with some of the ZB/HLH girls. Some of the girls - are you listening Chantal? - bring all the enthusiasm of the DMV worker handing you your renewed driver's license or the lunch lady serving the mac & cheese at the school cafeteria.

At times, I have gone to the Del Rey and realized that none of those mercenaries are worth four or even three times what I paid for a great HLH session that afternoon.

I've been at the HLH a few times, so I know which ones will give me a good experience, and they know enough to know not to ask for a tip. However, I do give them gift boxes/bags with swag they can't get locally. If they want to sell the swag to their friends, they can. But it is stuff that their deadbeat baby's daddy or their terminally unemployed boyfriend has never thought of giving them, and sometimes they just want to feel special and pampered.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:51 pm 
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Srilm wrote:
at most mp's expect massage, bj, full service for the quoted price. anything else might be extra
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SR is very correct about the "anything else" part. That means..if you expect uncovered BJ or DFK etc. ask and negotiate up front so you're not dissapointed.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:19 am 
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I have had some great times there this year at HLH; usually getting a threesome going because it is so cheap to do. I usually give a propina of $10 per girl for a great time; I always get BJ Sin wrap without asking; pay in dollars to save $5 if you want. Drinks are a little expensive, like $3 for a beer, but you get entertainment, watching the chicas goof around. Hey, I realize they have overhead and don't mind paying the money.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:46 am 
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[quote="Iguana Six"][quote="Isra123"] Some of the girls - are you listening Chantal? - bring all the enthusiasm of the DMV worker handing you your renewed driver's license or the lunch lady serving the mac & cheese at the school cafeteria. quote]
LMAO! By the way does anyone know if a continental breakfast is still supplied to hotel guests and if there is a computer available besides having the wifi?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:08 am 
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Some of the girls - are you listening Chantal? - bring all the enthusiasm of the DMV worker handing you your renewed driver's license or the lunch lady serving the mac & cheese at the school cafeteria.

Describes her perfectly, but shockingly just by speaking some Spanish with her & joking around in the room before the session she showed me a very good time. I took a shot with her & it worked out!

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