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11/11 to 11/23

I have taken a vow of celibacy. Should last about the time it takes me to run from Dunn Inn to HLH.

Much fun to be had.

We have
Thur HH at SL (I'll be the one with finger puppets)
Dunn Inn HH on Fri, bringing some cheese steaks and steak strombolis
(meeting an amiga so jiz dripping off the ceiling stories can wait)
Sat, hat night, I'll be dressed in my purple velvet hat which Spanky tried to steal (que ladron)
Sun, football Sunday, always fun, I last about 2 min into the first quarter, take a chica, then return with 2 min left in the game
Mon, Dean is off on Mon to hang with favorita
Tue, 8ball arrives, Dean marries favorita, you are all invited
Wed, Dean gets divorce, didn't work out, found out she has been with other men
Thur, new romance to be found for heart-broken Dean at MP (at least I know where she works), SL HH, Tropical Sportsman rods SL sewer lines complete with plumber butt crack
Fri, HH Dunn Inn, featuring book signing by Dean, "She said she worked at a grocery store"
Sat, Tico times releases article, "Milk prices up, Dean needs more leche"
Sun, Dean clips toenails, must see event, safety goggles recommended
Mon, Favorita Monday
Tue, Dean cries at airport

For all coming down, let's have a good time. Drive safe pilot.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Yay! A wedding!!! I loooove an excuse to buy a cute outfit!!!

Have a great and safe time, buddy!

mh

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mh

Dean - I'm at the Amistad Nov 18 - Nov 19. Complete newbie as far as Costa Rica goes, so I've been told to head to Dunn Inn for HH on Fri. Look forward to meeting you there, i'm sure there are some good stories and advice to be had.

Youk.

Dean are you still dating the same Chica? I think she's hot, just to be clear she's the one in pic #13302 vip gallery right?

Deano - Here I am your wing-man on most of the trip, knowing I fly out on Thursday, and you schedule my favorite event for after I'm gone. Jerk.
I even packed a disc-grinder for the famous Toenail Clipping Extravaganza.

See you in the morning in Miami Deano. See the rest of you lucky bastards tomorrow afternoon.

John Carlos

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Old Salty Dog (aka John Carlos) "Get busy living … or get busy dyeing".

Youk,
Be careful, be very, very careful. Dean is one dangerous amigo to be around.
Regards, 911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson